[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Originally Posted by The Acetylene torch located in my anus facilitates my escape from the '73 Cadilliac in Antarctica

if its not too much to ask, flopflap gonna grab crushdicks die thing. cloak can go to diss. whatever i spwwn with otherwise is good.

His what thing?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh yeah, sure.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't mind waiting for him to get settled; my interest in the campaign isn't goin' down due to the delay.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

BORN READY

FELIPE NO

If this were Skills his character would be literally a sentient tank.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pang

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I love that this is a thing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Saurian corgi ahahahhahaha

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Aw, I was hoping you might take the bait and have one of the dead characters I threw onto the square turn into one of the new characters.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Read "self abuse" at first.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

THIS





FUCKING





INITIATIVE

I was speaking idiomatically.

Above which spaces on the lower map are the holes specifically located?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't much like the look of Vine Army down there.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Also, is that big, black stripe on the floor a chasm one could fit down or just a poisonous gas spewing crack?

Perhaps both!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

BE THAT AS IT MAY

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Look, this whole level we're on is pretty ambiguous from a top-down perspective, okay. I'll walk three squares north first, and then shoot it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

And it does! I'll head north a bit!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I understand it to mean that all abilities that you have as a result of being a vampire are +4.

Also "never grant combat advantage" seems pretty conclusive. "Never" doesn't really leave a lot of room for interpretation.

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OKAY sorry about that, I have internet access again as well as time to actually use it, so it's time to let everyone down with a pedestrian move that took an entire week to make cause I have to go run a bunch of cable. This demands attention. Skills, back me up on this.

How ya doing, buddy?

I received a text message earlier wherein he claimed to have purchased five pounds of mini eggs. If you recall his reaction to one pound last week, I think we may need to give consideration to retiring his character.

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Originally Posted by LAND JAWS

Incredibly wounded is how badly, hope that helps. Oops.

Originally Posted by LAND JAWS

In the absence of direction the Resilience of Life healing was applied to Mamara.

Maybe given that, uh, new shit has come to light, Rychord would perhaps want to use that on our good friend the Dick Stinger instead.

FELIPE NO

The system works!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Holy shit I didn't even remember Cette was playing.

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[ 18:48:14 ] [ +Diss ] Skills
[ 18:48:21 ] [ +Diss ] It's your GW turn hombre
[ 18:48:27 ] [ +Diss ] Pang grows restless.
[ 18:48:37 ] [ &City_Connection ] ok, tomorrow while at work!
[ 18:49:23 ] [ &City_Connection ] remind me if I forget
[ 18:49:28 ] [ &City_Connection ] (I'll forget)

So basically it's free reign to blow up Skills' phone tomorrow.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I have reminded him at least three times today!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Careful Pang, you don't want to be the mmHg that broke the cerebral artery's wall.

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