[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

None for me.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

DJ High Noon, more like DJ Rock n Roll. God damn boulders.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh, for some reason I thought rolling it was per attack not per target. LET ME ADD TWO MORE ROLLS.

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OKAY ALL DONE.

How ya doing, buddy?

I love all of these commercials.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ready to ROCK AND ROLL.

FELIPE NO

Christ, this initiative.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I dunno about you but I'm made of inherently flammable materials so I ain't goin' near that shit.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That went far better than I ever would have imagined.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Dear lord that bow

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Okay well youtube broke whatever CHz did to make timestamps work, so pretend this starts at 1:42.

Edit: Way to be on that, CHz.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pang

OH CHRIST NO

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That's what I was waiting for but I SUPPOSE I can act without his reminder.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Just a heads up, gonna be away camping over the weekend and potentially into early next week. Might be able to find cell reception in order to take turns, might not.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well that was an unfortunate series of events.

FELIPE NO

I suppose I will wait to act until these physics shenanigans are sorted out.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I assert that because of the way the description of Horrible Singing Voice is worded, unconscious characters are incapable of being harmed by it. At first I thought that perhaps it was due to the sonic vibrations created by the sound itself, but as characters take only half damage when protecting their ears, it seems that it is not the kinetic energy of the moving air currents themselves but the actual neurological perception of the badness of the sound that is the cause of the damage. This is further reinforced by the point that creatures that are deaf do not take any damage. If these creatures still physically had their ears and all associated structures, the damage should be equivalent if it had to do with the impact of the sonic waves and not the perception of the singing.

Thus, I conclude that my unconscious allies are unable to be harmed by my attack. I have included rolls against them for the sake of completeness, though I believe they should be disregarded.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

To be followed by Pang's self-insert character, Literally a Throbbing Cerebral Aneurysm.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well then I'm taking my minor action back!

Real talk though I don't think unconscious characters are capable of taking damage from that ability.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Quote:

"Thorolfsson's just flung Jones over his shoulder! Looks like he wants a shot at being the glory hog."

"Hope it works out for him."

Hahahahaha

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Okay so I had to leave suddenly while I was starting to take my turn, but I'm done now. I'm really only putting this here to get back in the last 5 posts box so people will notice that I've gone.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pang

You appear to have trodden on some lava. Stand by.

*Near some lava

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Pang

While I will concede that the lava fills less than half of the AQ20 space, I think you will find that standing near lava is also quite dangerous when you are literally a big shrub.

What about when I'm a big shrub with a "stony hide"

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Originally Posted by i am good at jokes

Lifeblood to get 5 or 6 hp back (does 1/2 level round to 0?)

Arts majors, man.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pang

argumentum ex lapidum

ahahaha well played

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Since I'm already taking periodic fire damage, does that mean that remaining on this space will result in no additional hardship? I'm not gonna catch on double fire or anything?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Okay so this will be the post wherein I detail the shameful mistakes I made in my rolling. When the Gren hit me with his bow I interpreted it as a ranged attack for some inexplicable reason, and rolled an attack of opportunity since I'm adjacent to him, which hit (but obviously should not have occurred, unless there's some rule about using shit as a weapon that isn't actually a weapon but ANYWAY) so that can be ignored, as well as the resultant damage.

Then he crawled away, and I know that's actually something that will provoke an AoO, so that is where that second roll comes from, except that one missed, which is lame. At the time I forgot I am only allowed to make 1 AoO per turn, so if the first one counted this one should never have even happened.

Then I run over there and club him.

In conclusion, I don't attack three times, but I do ruin everything due to questionable literacy.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.