[Amusing] My Achievements. Let me show you them.

Achievements are a joke. They are the worst thing to come out of this gaming generation, aside from general online faggotry.

Judging from the quality of achievements out there, developers don't really give a shit, and know full well that it's just another gimmick of Live. They simply put in the most obnoxious challenges, then get out a lawn chair and laugh, because they know you freaks will actually go out of your way to complete it.

I remember when developers would put in real challenges with an actual purpose, and you would actually get rewards. Now, you get a worthless number next to a disgustingly compressed and pixel-neighbor resized "gamerpic." Am I cool yet.

I simply try to avoid 360 ports when I can now, and achievements are to blame. Oh, is it absurd. Certainly not. You may say that achievements are completely optional, but not really---there is almost always a gigantic, stupid screen reminding me that I still have 500 achievements to unlock.

The only achievement that matters is actually learning the game, enjoying its depth, and ultimately appreciating the developer's work. Too bad all the dumbfuck gamers of today are too busy finding exploits on Gamefaqs to increase their faggotscore.

Jam it back in, in the dark.