Apr 2, 2006, 12:52 AM
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KING KONG
Just saw this.
Peter Jackson always puts me to sleep. I like how all of his movies are always an hour too long. The beginning of the film was just a complete waste of time, and it probably would have been better if the girl was already a part of Jack Black's filming crew. The romance would have been more believable, rather than some split second FFVIII shit on a ship. Also, it could have created more drama between the girl and Jack Black, who would go from a friend to an enemy when he tries to exploit Kong.
I also like how King Kong was actually Jurassic Park IV in disguise. The Brachiosaurus mountain rolling shit was the dumbest crap I've ever seen. What is this, the Land the Before Time. I also thought it was funny how the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park still looked ten times better, since the overbundance of CG in Kong made everything look fake as what.
The only cool stuff in the film was all the gigantic insects, and the captain AKA Liam Leeson 2.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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