Wheel of Fortune

Yeah, I'm game for this. Would like to try my hand.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll SPIN

Okay let's give it a spin!

Come on big money!

Okay, on the $300.

Any S?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll YEAHHH

I think I'll spin again.

Okay, $550.

We got T?

And if I am successful, I'll buy an A.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Die Roll CLICKITY

Think I'll spin.

Okay, got a Wild Card and landed on $700.

Let's go for an R.

And if that's good, I'll buy an O.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll BIG MONEY

I'll spin one more time, let's hope it lands on money!

Hell yeah, Free Spin and $500!

N, please.

Most amazing jew boots

Just to make sure, I think my cash total should actually be $5050.

$300 for one S
$1650 for three Ts
-$150 for the As
$1400 for the two Rs
-$150 for the Os
$2000 for the four Ns

which makes the total $5050, unless I'm counting something incorrectly here.

Anyway, I'll solve the puzzle, even with the error that was in it.

GRAND TETONS NATIONAL PARK

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll Round and round it goes

Okay, let's spin it.

Haha, oh well . . .

I'm not using my Free Spin yet.

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll spinnnnn

Okay.

$900

Have we got . . . R?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Guess I'll buy an A.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

2 Dice Rolls whoops

I'll spin.

Got the wrong number of spaces in the first roll, so disregard that.

So it's now $1000 and a mystery. What could it be?

I'd like to see some Ls please.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll clickclickclick

Ah, I see, I could have chosen to turn it over before naming a letter. Oh well.

Let's spin!

Okay, $900.

Let's see some Bs.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh, I think I'll solve now.

BASEBALL STAR ALBERT PUJOLS

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll spin

Okay.

Spinny spinny spinny

I'll have a T.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I think I'll buy an A.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll round

Well, I guess that's leaves only one other alternative.

I'll buy an I. damn finger slipped

and then I'll spin.

Okay, on the $900.

We got S in the house?

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll lol

Guess I'll spin.

$800.

I'm looking for R.

Most amazing jew boots

1 Die Roll yowza

Okay, gonna spin this.

$900 again.

Gimme an N.

How ya doing, buddy?

Okay, let's end this.

I'll solve.

WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll rolling

Well, being at Austin for half a week and other things and taking a night shift at work has screwed my schedule up.

Let's spin this bitch.

S

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'll buy an I.

How ya doing, buddy?

1 Die Roll lets go

I think I know what this puzzle is, but I'll try to eke out some more cash before solving it.

Let's spin.

$900.

Let's see some Zs.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll yaha

Okay, one more spin.

$400.

Let's go for D.

How ya doing, buddy?

Okay, I'll solve.

DIZZY MISS LIZZIE BORDEN

FELIPE NO