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 Member 2299 Level 38.16 Mar 2006 
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Unless zombies are part of Constitutional eligibility (of course there is no specific clause against them, so there is still interpretation for that), I'm afraid Fallwell is out of the running.
Joe the Plumber would make a decent replacement, in the meantime. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 2299 Level 38.16 Mar 2006
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Hold the train up.
We're precluding the idea that living Americans would find a zombie candidate tenable, but as we've seen with the election of President Obama, this sort of comfort level may take a long time to reach. We may have to endure some things like a Zombie Dred Scott decision, or even a "Three Fifths Clause" for zombies, which may just as well be true, because they could literally be three fifths of a person at some state in time. It will culminate with a "I Have a Braaaaaains" speech at the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. And then, then they will be free. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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