Come here Kurado, it's time I had THE TALK with you.

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at the tender young age of six years old, my mom told me that mothers and fathers mix and I thought babies sprung from soup.

I just had to quote this

My experience was somewhat similar. I remember I was at a some restaurant with my parents when I was really young and the discussion turned towards babies. That's when I decided it was time to spring the "Where to babies come from?" bombshell on them. Despite my constant nagging, they wouldn't go past "You need a mommy and a daddy if you want to have a baby." I thought and I thought, and I came to the conclusion that a couple would get married, and then write a letter to God saying they wanted a baby. If God deemed them worthy, he would somehow transport said baby into mommy's tummy and BA-BOOM, baby is born.

I never got the talk. I just sort of picked up everything I needed to know from friends, movies, books, whatnot. Then came the awkward health class unit, but by then everyone knew everything and we all just wanted to get the hell outta there. At some point in there my mom bought me some book explaining everything or something, but I never looked inside, and a word was never spoken about it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.