[Anime] I need the craziest 1 minute of anime

So, I'm making a video to document as much ridiculousness I can of Japan in one hour... As I finished this project I realized I had absolutely no anime in it and I felt the project would be incomplete without one minute of an anime. So my quest for you is, find the craziest one minute of anime, and perferably upload it somewhere. If not I can find it on my own most likely, but I'd love it. Thanks for your time and I am curious what comes up; hold nothing back! (yes, I mean nothing)

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'll go for either... I want the biggest "woah what the hell are you doing Japan" moment..so maybe the ... goddamit japan one

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Can be rated X, just going for the serious "what is wrong with japan?" shock... to give more detail might make it more confusing, but it must be only 1 minute.. I'm doing a power hour DVD (If you've done any drinking games in college you probably know of them). I am coming back from Japan next week so I'm going to be hosting this when I get back.. So anything you want, and Ill look into that Puni Puni now

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.