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 Member 2235 Level 20.07 Mar 2006 
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From Colorado:
* One may not mutilate a rock in a state park. * Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. * It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol. * No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. * It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. * Throwing missiles at cars is illegal. (Alamosa) - This one sounds really bad, but 'missiles' are just projectiles) * Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited. (Alamosa) * To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license. (Alamosa) * Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them. (Arvada) * It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. (Colorado Springs) * It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. (Cripple Creek) * The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. (Denver) * It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. (Denver) * You may not drive a black car on Sundays. (Denver) * It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado. (Denver) * It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" of one's sex. (Durango) * It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. (Logan County) * Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys. (Louisville) * It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits. (Pueblo) There ya go. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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