Rewriting the English Language: Made Up Words

I found myself using fleur in place of bleh these days. Dunno why. It's the french word for Flower. Just weird.
I also came up with your Aim name being a Naim, works in my circles.
My sister and I came up with a word to define when someone goes back on their word in a consistent and annoying pattern: Sckincher. My wife can be a no good sckinching sckincher!

How ya doing, buddy?

Retardiculous. Hey, that is fun.
I've always liked calling people names like Fat Sajak (from King of Queens), Speedy Macwonderlegs, and what-not.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The above post reminded me of They Might be Giants' song Prevenge. Premeditated revenge? Who knows. Great word though.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That's the best GFFers can do? Two pages of made up English?
Sheeshors!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Avalokiteshvara

The one memorable word I made up was eronic. It's sexual irony, like if you sleep with a hot chick only to find she's your sister. Oedipus is an example of eronic tragedy.

I vote this one to be the best so far!

I was speaking idiomatically.