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 Member 223 Level 4.94 Mar 2006 
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So there is this guy with speech problems. He goes out shopping for a few things. First he goes into the bakery and asks the the assistant
"Can I have a Bum please?". the assistant looks at him and says "Dont you mean Bun", The man replies "Yeah thats what I said", and he takes the bun and goes to the sweet shop. In the sweetshop he asks the assistant "Can I have a Lickit please?" The assistant assumes he means a Liquorice stick and asks "Don't you mean a Liquorice stick?" The man repies, "Yeah thats what I said" He takes his Liquorice and goes to the Clock shop. In the Clock shop he asks the assistant, "Can I have a Cock please?" The assistant looks at him in disgust and says "I believe you mean a Clock sir" The man replies "Thats what I said you moron". He takes his clock and walks out of the shop. On his way home, an elderly woman asks him for the time and he replies "Hold my Bum and Lickit, while I get my Cock out" :biggrin: I believe he got a slap after that lol Jam it back in, in the dark.
Proud to say im no longer an alcoholic:biggrin:
hehe  suckers
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