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The first game featured three major gangs that you had to take out before the Saints could rule the city.
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See, this is a MAN'S game. Grand Theft Auto 4? Pretty excitin' shit. You get to watch TV and buy guns and clothes so you can go on more dates and then kill 15,000,000 mobsters or some shit. Yeah, that's pretty crap.
Saint's Row 2? It's like a choose your own adventure book, where you get sent back to some Gangsta Age. You playin' Grand Theft Auto 4 sayin' that fun? I mean, go on and keep lyin' to yourself, I ain't gon' stop ya. Me? Imma be here with Saint's Row 2. Saint's Row 2: We Playin' Home Run Derby.
Dating games... yeah, that's shit. In Saint's Row 2, you can take yo date throw dem in front a train. Get some money to go do more stuff. Pimp yo ride for the darkies, or bang some music if you a long hair.
Game Date Auto 4. Best game ever. I sure hope they make a Game Date Auto 5 so it can suck at being fun again. Give them a million dollars they do dat.
Does Saint's Row 2 destroy "Dating game?" I think it do.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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