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Rotorblade · Local time: Oct 31, 2008, 10:41 AM

This game could be rated "M" and it'd still be garbage. Fuck MK.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Rotorblade · Local time: Nov 18, 2008, 03:16 PM

It has the best story mode in a fighting game ever, as far as telling a story. Not that that says much.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Rotorblade · Local time: Nov 18, 2008, 03:23 PM

As long as MK is Ed Boon's baby and he doesn't quite grasp what makes for a good fighting game, it's never gonna be good.

And the last few MK games still sold well enough to continue the illusion it was actually worth something as a game.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Rotorblade · Local time: Nov 18, 2008, 03:30 PM

Getting a game or not getting a game for the sole or strong reason of "A fatality" is the dumbest fucking shit ever.

You know what games did fatalities? The terrible ones.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Rotorblade · Local time: Nov 18, 2008, 03:36 PM

In the grand scheme of things, you're losing absolutely nothing but a person getting shot in the head after the match. You've lost nothing. The censorship was there because this game was gonna be high profile and they had to play fuck fuck games with the evaluation board. But... it's still a fatality.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Rotorblade · Local time: Nov 18, 2008, 03:41 PM

See what happened there?

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Rotorblade · Local time: Nov 19, 2008, 07:24 PM

MK2 was good. MK1 and MK3 were shit. Ultimate MK3 was good... I think that about does it.

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