[Multiplatform] SONIC UNLEASHED - FURFAG FANSERVICE

YouTube Video

Now, I don't have a lick of Sonic Unleashed links on me. I've seen that the various pictures of the game are making the rounds, complete with anal raped face Sonic... but this video is worth more than all of that stuff. "Press the forward to get through" Sonic is back. Now someone hurry up and rip the video before Sega does a Raging Storm on it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Warrior Within

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Someone said it reminded them of this weird easter egg from Sonic CD.



I think visual... I don't even like using the word "storytelling" in this case, but it's the most familiar term I can work with, is lost on most players these days. You can see bits of it in certain shoot em ups, Shadow of the Colossus is a good example for the most part. "Show and not tell", that's where a lot of the strength of video games, including Sonic, originates. The idea of having minimal time for exposition and just being smack in the middle of an event is a hell of an experience.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Lukage

Its looking JUST THE SAME as Secret Rings.

Yeah, Lukage, because those 2.5D sidescrolling segments were CLEARLY just figments of our collective imagination.

Sonic Rush and Sonic Rush Adventure were fine as games. It's the 3D Sonic games that garner the negative stigma, and since they're in bulk and this just happens to be another 3D looking Sonic game, it's hard not to see it in any other light than negative.

From what I've seen gameplay wise, things look at least promising. I'll suspend judgment until I see exactly what this werehog bullshit is all about, but I think most of us are just doing what comes natural when we see some stupid shit Sega gimmick emerge from a game that should really be about moving fast in well designed levels. Speculating in that regard really doesn't do anything more than blindly trying to be optimistic about this shit.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Lukage

If your answer to the above question was "I have," then please tell me what this game does to look promising.

The music (okay, that's not gameplay, but it is something not the aesthetic equivalent of "awful") and the 2.5D segments all show elements of influence from the Sonic Rush games. The boost meter is present, as is the grind rails and such. Those being actually quite good, in comparison to Secret Rings... which was actually quite experimental and ended up more disappointment like everything else that is "experimental" in Sonic games.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

or better yet the DK bongos.

Clearly Sega's selected music is there to trick us into celebrating prematurely.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?