[Multiplatform] Modern Warfare 2. 50 THOUSAND RUSSES USED TO CHEAT HERE.

Originally Posted by Tails

Either way I fucking cannot wait for Call of Duty: Russ Stop Cheating 2.

I just reload glitched the trailer so bad.


Hopefully they'll tweak enough on the multiplayer side to make it actually playable on Live, because the first month or so of CoD4, running with the xblive crew, was amazing, especially once I copied tails discovered the G3. It will be great to be able to play a non-joke CoD again.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Man we killed all those bad dudes from Modern Tubinfare 1. Don't you remember the part where we geometry glitch out of the airplane at the end and it explodes? The last of the bad guys were in there.

How ya doing, buddy?

A game with not enough tails on the roof.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If you guys caught the gameplay video from the other day, the one where you and your boss are scaling the cliff face and then assaulting the enemy base during the blizzard, you may have noticed that your superior was named MacTavish, as in the SAS player character from Modern Warfare, Soap MacTavish.

The assault rifle with the built-in radar was pretty nice, and it looked like the game has a full-auto pistol this time around (assume it is a Glock). The game looks pretty sweet so far.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Imagine that meeting.

"Hey guys, what should we do for the $150 super edition of the game?"

"How about we include replica night vision goggles?"

"That is a terrible idea, what is wrong with you?"

"Ok fine. How about we include fully functional night vision goggles."

"DO IT"

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Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

This shit is likely to get people into more trouble than even those damn brass knuckles, even if these are legal.

Gotta wonder just how shitty they are going to be though, considering the price point.

You can buy night vision goggles off amazon, so I expect they are legal, at least, in gun totin' America. They've got some cheap toy ones (that claim to be functional) for like $70, and some serious business ones that range from $700 to $3000+.

I'm just going to go with the steelbook version though, who needs more plastic crap at this point?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Mo0's mom has the best K/D ratio in the whole family.

FELIPE NO

Well, my multiplayer with you guys was awesome last night, especially considering that I was dominating. Then I started playing hardcore mode with a couple other buddies, and Frank, and well, my ratio went to shit pretty quickly. There is a lot about the game that I am liking so far, including the few guns I've gotten access to so far (the SCAR-H is awesome), and the perks and attachments are cool. I'm running around with a heartbeat sensor on my SCAR, which is awesome. What I'm not liking so far is that it seems when I'm involved, if the host isn't either myself, or someone in the next room over, I have problems being successful.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

There were definitely some "holy shit that was awesome" moments in the campaign. Like: (spoilers don't read if you haven't finished the game)

Spoiler:

Running across a rooftop at full speed and leaping ten feet to the rope ladder hanging from a chopper. That was awesome. And the whole assault on the enemy base in the blizzard sequence was great, especially the snowmobile finish. And knife in the face.

But what the hell, you blow up this dude's chopper with him in it, then he somehow survives and proceeds to beat the hell out of the two baddest dudes on the planet. I don't buy that at all. I know they were probably pretty tired from handling the baddest military on the planet, but still, dude got blown up.

All of that said, the campaign didn't seem as awesome as the last one. Maybe because they went through so much effort to try to shock the player, with warzones on American soil, with DC being all but burned to the ground, I just didn't really buy it. Then hey, we have to launch a nuke at America to get the politicians to give us the latitude we need to stop the evil dude...all of this after America is already burning. If America were invaded, it would not require anything further to make our leaders give the military what they needed to handle business.

And no resolution with the evil dude who is apparently also mad about 50,000 people used to live here, and also his leaders prostituting him to the West. I will have to play it again from the start to see if I am just completely missing some huge plot points that would completely invalidate my complaints.

And the more I play the multiplayer, the more I realize that if you don't have an outstanding connection to the host, you're just going to get really mad. It is like host shotgun all over again, but with a million times more rage.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Spoiler:

I think that within context (the laughably bad context, that is), General Shephard's betrayal makes sense. The reason the Secretary of Defense gave him a blank check, as they put it, was because of the nuke being launched at America, from the sub. Which Shephard, with the help of the British SAS guys, allowed to happen. That is assuming that Shephard and Price didn't orchestrate it, or outright take over the sub and launch the nuke themselves, which is certainly implied. Shephard's team then makes a brave and heroic attempt to stop the nuke from being launched, sadly (read: conveniently) coming up just short. Within that context, the British SAS knows the truth behind the act that Shephard leveraged in order to gain massive amounts of power, and were therefore a threat, thus the betrayal. It makes sense within a context that is itself absurd.

Also slow motion door breaches were awesome.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Spoiler:

I think they must have called that dude Ghost because he essentially was Gaz, what with the same voice actor doing the same voice in the same way. In MW3, there will be a dude named Zombie, played by the same guy, and we will all immediately know that at some point during the game, he will be killed.

Oh I forgot to mention, I got the Javelin missile launcher in multiplayer yesterday, and man it is awesome. Ok, it isn't terribly useful for killing dudes, as it is for killing air support, but I killed a dude with each of my first two shots, and I expect they were pretty embarrassed. One time, I locked it onto one of the bunkers in Afghan that bitches always try to snipe from, and ruined his day. Having half your team launch Javelins at the start of the match is hilarious (and loud).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I was playing some hardcore headquarters this weekend, and I managed to kill 5 guys with a single Predator. There's a challenge for that. I was feeling good about it, until two minutes later, the only guy on their team who I did not kill with said Predator won the round with a Nuke.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Knifing people is the only way to make team deathmatch not boring as hell.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That javelin thing sounds very useful for headquarters games. Kind of like C4ing the capture point except a million times more awesome.

I haven't seen any reload glitching. It seems like all of the guns are "considered" reloaded deep enough into the reload animation this time around that it has become a non-issue. I do see a fair few fast shooting FALs, but it isn't nearly as rampant as fully auto G3 and desert eagles were in the last game.

I still say that host advantage in this game is on par with Gears. If you are host, and even somewhat competent, you will have a highly successful round. If you are a slightly above average player (like myself), and the host is not, I don't know, in the same state as you, you'll spend a lot of time wondering why you can drop half a clip into a guy and not get any hits before he turns around and one shots you.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I think I've got one bling pro class setup at this point. It was cool at first, back when the heartbeat sensor plus silencer or holo sight was actually useful, during the first week the game was out. Now I just use it to do two weapon attachment challenges at the same time. I'm all about sleight of hand pro in normal situations, or marathon pro for S&D speed class.

I'm getting close to completing all of the spec ops missions on Veteran now. All I have remaining is kill 10 juggernauts with explosives, save two sets of hostages on the oil rig, and clear 40 snipers, mercs, and juggernauts from Estate. Save two sets of hostages on the oil rig isn't that bad, it is just that we screwed up on the final breach a couple of times, but the other two are less easy.

FELIPE NO

Let's be honest here, if they are going to start banning people for exploiting glitches that are developers' mistakes, they might as well ban at least 75% of Xbox Live's users each time they buy a new game.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

All I need is Wetwork and High Explosive and I will have Star 69 too. I can almost get Wetwork by myself, but I know I will need help with High Explosive.

e: Omagnus helped me out, 1000/1000.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, that's the one. We beat it by Omagnus being Florence Nightingale and me being Jack the Ripper, basically.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

They are the best. My Marathon Pro/Lightweight Pro class I use for Hardcore Search and Destroy uses a single 1887 with FMJ. Sometimes I shoot at one dude and hit guys I didn't even know were there. It is ridiculous how useful that gun is for hardcore mode.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Who cares if everyone is 10/70? It's not like it is meaningful in any way.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I just called my first nuke. Playing hardcore headquarters on Scrapyard, with my killstreaks set at attack chopper (7 kill), chopper gunner (11 kill), nuke. I ran out of ammo with my primary assault rifle about 3 kills into the streak, then got 4 kills with my akimo 1887s (what.) and called my attack chopper. At this point, I was hiding like a bitch inside the large hangar, hoping it would get me to 11 kills. It got shot down after two kills. I noted the location of the current capture point and made my way to the back of where the bad guys were spawning, which was near the "office" building. Got a double kill from 30 feet away with the shotguns, then hid (again, like a bitch) in the upstairs, as I used my chopper gunner to annihilate. Apparently I teamkilled or was found right after I hit my 25th kill, as my current high killstreak is still just 26.

This was the second round I've played with this killstreak setup.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I've seen a couple people mention that situation briefly but I don't know how or why it happens. Hasn't happened to me before. A buddy and I were trying to get into a game of hc hq yesterday and it threw us into a game of domination on Rust. A game of 9v9 domination that apparently was never going to end, as we stayed in that game for half an hour or so, with each team's scores up around 2,000. When we finally got tired of it and left, he had about 260 kills, and I had roughly 240. And the fun part was that it all counted towards our stats, and more importantly, the 50 SCAR-H headshots that I got during the round counted towards my totals for that gun. Only 16 headshots away from 250 and fall camo for that gun now. Needless to say, that game was hectic, and every 30 seconds or so, an airstrike would hit. My friend went into the match as rank 65 and left as rank 67. Yep, best glitchfest game ever am I right.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Got my second nuke today. HC HQ game at Rundown. I pretty much trolled the first seven kills (there are three bridges separating each side of the map, I stayed below the bridges, picking people off going across). Called my 7 kill chopper as I made my way to a safe hiding spot. Killed three guys with my shotguns while I was on my way to safety. Called my chopper gunner, and saw that at least 4 of their guys were not using cold blooded. I was at ~29 kills when my gunner went away. Called the nuke, and I finished the round with a 35-1 k/d. Apparently when the nuke went off, it killed five of their guys, then killed me, then killed their last guy, as I now have a 34 kill streak as my high.

Now that I've got the Global Thermonuclear War title for completing the End Game I challenge, I guess I can kind of put the nuke away.

FELIPE NO

I do a little of both. I think right now when team south is online, we'll be playing a different game for the next couple of weeks, so when they aren't on, I'll be able to play Modern Warfare With Antique Weapons.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yeah, I've started to see the noob tubers with one man army on S&D. Thanks Infinity Ward, for giving the most annoying weapon on the game infinite ammo.

Jam it back in, in the dark.