Jul 30, 2007, 01:35 PM
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DS: I would like the DS to basically go drop itself in a pond. Think of it like when knights would fall on their sword if they failed their King. Do the honorable thing Nintendo.
Wii: I would like to see Nintendo get a little more serious with their console. I'm not at all impressed with their useless gadgetry which may end up supporting 3 crappy demo games at best. I would also like to see some games with graphics appropriate to a next generation console. I'll fire up my Commodore 64 if I want blocks for polygons. While I'm at it, can I get a grown up Zelda who can actually engage in conversation with spoken dialogue in the next game. I've grown tired of his stupid grunt noises.
PSP: This is a proper handheld which deserves more attention and high quality games by the developers. I'm not paying $49.99 for your crappy scrapped project budget games you lazy bastards. Show some effort. It's your job isn't it? Subtle hint to Konami: MGS3 DGN or GTFO. Seconding the motion for a new Castlevania. As for the "redesign" I hope they choke on a peanut if PSP goes the way of the Gamboy. PSPLite, PSPColor, PSP DUAL SHOCK, PSP SIXAXIS, PSPAdvanced, PSPLiteColorAdvanced DUALSHOCK ALARM CLOCK RADIO TELEVISION TUNER. Cut it out.
PS3: Can I see some games now please. Everytime I walk into EBGames I see boxes lined up with "Coming Soon" stickers. So is Jesus from what I'm told. Warhawk Online, why? What did we ever do to you? S'up Gran Turismo? SquareEnix + Unreal 3 engine + Parasite Eve remake = sweet love by the fire.
360: Err, keep doing what you're doing I guess? Major props to Call of Duty 4.
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