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 Member 2219 Level 13.14 Mar 2006 
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How on earth can anyone hope to take a video game like Castlevania, run it through the 'video game to overused cheap CG action flick' transition machine, and expect any sort of resemblance to be left intact? Let me guess. The film opens up with an extremely cheap looking CG Dracula giving his "What is man" speech and what follows is 90 minutes of some dude no way related to game hunting cheap looking CG vampires culminating in the final duel between dude and dracula. The film ends with Dracula's castle inexplicably turning upside down with big red font, "TO BE CONTINUED".
I'll go see this.  Jam it back in, in the dark.  You're staring at me like I just asked you what the fucking square root of something. |
JackyBoy