[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

SuperSonic won the WWE title.

=P

Spoiler:

Cena DQ'ed himself and went apeshit on Orton. Mr.Cena then booted Orton in the face when John had him down on the floor in the STFU. The next match..probably Ortons' last chance will be a Last Man Standing match at No Mercy. The fans were a bit different this time. There were two cheers: "Lets go Cena, Lets go Orton"

Matt and MVP won. MVP was gonna walk out on him but I guess he realized he's teamed up with a 9 time tag team champ.

Candice got her ass whoop. She retained by luck only.

The..best tag match I've ever seen in my life between Brian and Paul vs Cade and Murdoch. The champs retained. Thier strat was to keep Brian in the ring at all times. The poor guy was too beat up.

~_~ CM Punk is letting that title go to his head. He seems too confident and a bit cocky. I dont like the guy but Burke clearly had the match won. But he didnt win.

Triple H won.

About the triple threat World championship title.

Batista didn't really want Rey, niether did Khali. This may as well been a match between those two. The way it ended was, Rey got batista bombed on Khali(who had fell on his ass to the 619) so Batista waited for them both to get back up. He choose to spinebuster Khali(he threw out Rey lol). He actually LIFTED Khali off the mat and flattened him on the ground. 1 2 3.

I should have stopped watching after this, because I knew that the main event had Henry as the jobber. Undertaker won of course. And at the end, he made it pretty clear that Batista better start worrying.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What they supposed to be out of the WWE or something? I did see some people out there I hadnt seen in a long time.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well you gotta give Cena some kind of respect. He keeps his head up despite all the boos and bad chants. He knows everybody is tired of seeing him with that title. I expected a little more out of main event..

But I guess it cant always be as bad as the HHH vs JR matchs.

How ya doing, buddy?

The handcuff thing reminded me of a match the Bossman referree'd at ones those WCW PPVs... where he broke it off the cage. Forgot who was fighting in that match. His dad gets respect from me because he took responsibility for his actions at Unforgiven. I hope Coach begs Vince for next monday night off, because Cena is going to try and murder him.

Vince tossing Hornswoggle to the side like a deadbeat dad incredibly pissed me off.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What's so bad about that sign?

And Mortis so far your awesome predictions aren't coming into reality. Atleast in the case of Batista. He's set for a punjabi match with Khali.

Originally Posted by GoldfishX

It was Superbrawl 94, Vader vs Ric Flair. Bossman was the enforcer and at some point, Harley Race and Vader handcuffed Bossman. Bossman broke free, clocked Vader with the nightstick and Flair got the win. Which lead into an angle where Bossman became the Guardian Angel (due to the WWF sending a cease-and-desist letter over the Bossman character) then Bubba Rogers (after GA flopped).

That was right around the time I started watching wrestling, so I remember that pretty well.

Ah thanks. . . It all came back to me.. holy crap that was a long time ago. I was 12 when I saw that match lol.

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I thought that Umaga looked mighty familiar... he's the brother of Rakishi.(random I know..I was reading WWE wikis all day long)

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

For the love of God, please let tonight be the night!

Spoiler:

It's up to Coach whether or not Cena has to surrender the title! Do it! Strip him of the title!!

Oh, and LOL at Melina's nickname for Hornswaggle: Horny.

Spoiler:

It's never going to be that easy.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I was wondering what that was all about. I thought it was just an outro for the commerical. Yea it'd be good to see some canadian wrestling again.

Yes stripping him would have been cool.. Hmmm..wonder why they keeping the title on him. Vince seemed like he was scared to strip Cena. Also..the first time since EDGE had the WWE title, that the WWE title was worn around someones waste.. and first time I've EVER seen Cena not tote the title like it's some worthless plaything.

I since a good angle forming with Hornswoggle. "Power Struggle"

FELIPE NO

I just finished watching Crapdown. Nothing spectacular as usual, except JBL let a little pentup steam about he hates being "retired" by Rey.

Oh an I saw this coming a mile away:

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Hornswoggle had to vacate the CW title

I just saw the most dissappointing squash match involving Undertaker and Mark Henry >_>..

And that SAVE_US.222 popped up again. If this coming monday it says SAVE_US.22J, thens it's golden.

Just hope he still uses his old intro music.

How ya doing, buddy?

I believe this whole Y2J returning for No Mercy has a lot to do with the early selling out of the PPV. I mean they sell out..but it was a week after it was announced. Thats usually for WM lol.

And if they do that angle with the countdown while the WWE title match is going..

Match of the Year. Heh Vince would be able to live off of the ratings drawn from that for the remainder of the year.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That would be dagget.

Well the little Jericho promo thing came back and it had much different writing this time. Couldn't really catch the phrase. I wish match outcomes were'nt predetermined.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yea - it seems that Cena now only has the girls rooting for him.

Oh... so I don't get into the habit..whoops

Spoiler:

Hornswoggle snatched all of Melina's attire off :P. I wish that was me. I would have did much more. :rawr:

Brian Kendreck.. I foresee a decline in this guys career. Or a fued with Paul London way down the line. Too early to tell now, but the past couple of matchs, he's been the weak link, which is NOT normal for me. LOL @ the moonsault off the ring apron by London. That mess was amazing. Looks like Umaga isn't going to mess with HHH while he has that hammer =D.

Val got many many many pushes in his career. IC champ, RAW manager(I think), etc. I see he is still good with the mic. I HOPE THIS GUY ISNT SLATED TO JOB to Marella of all people. :/ *look around*

DAMN

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

This will really mess up NM. That was a going to be THE match to see. Val's getting a lot of love lately O_o.

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Kennedy is a rough wrestler, alot like Ahmed Johnson(in other words you REALLY get hurt). The injury got worse when he did the STFU. Once he forced that arm to lock with the other, I know that was it. Just me - but Kennedys fast tapping was probably to keep Cena from fucking that arm up. Cena made history though 2 fold. WWE title for a year and in the end, he lost it to nobody.

As for Randy Orton. Big LAWL if this guy still doesn't get the title. Double LAWL if as the result of the injury, he's now to serve his suspension since his long coming title push flew out the window AGAIN.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Slash

I don't think HBK is coming back any time soon because if I remember right, HBK had some major surgery done on his knee which will take a good chunk of time to rehab.

That knee has been the bane of his career ever since Bret finished it off with that leglock on the ring post. Not to mention that nasty attack that leg took at the hands of the ...whatever their name was Squad. Nope I don't think he's coming back for a while either.

Last night was my first time seeing ECW. Wow no intro or anything o_o. Dreamer is on his way out me thinks.

Originally Posted by dagget

Of course they could completely piss me off and bring Edge back to Raw and have him champion again...

Which will not give NM good ratings, and some empty seats at RAW. Edge is the most BORING champion I've ever seen in my life. I can tolerate KHALI better than him. This is what I'd do. No cena? Ok no biggy.

Stick to the original plan - but this time stick Kennedy in the LMS with Orton with the vacant title on the line. Don't even bother with a 'battle royal' or a 'triple threat'. Both have big mouths, both have mean streaks, both are being cheered by people(Orton is pretty much set with the fans as far as I'm concerned, heel or not). Classic match and No Mercy is "saved".

WISHFUL THINKING FTW

How ya doing, buddy?

^That gets my vote for post of the year.

No Mercy is going to suck. This is the smallest match card I've ever seen. Well Im going to do my predictions(this time I REALLY wont get to watch a PPV - I got a nice HHH necklass in the mail from watching Summer Slam atleast).

Beth is going to win by DQ. Shes powerful like Victoria once was. I think they are trying to do away with "powerful" women wrestlers, and she will fade in the background like Victoria has. That said, Melina could go down this route too if she's not careful. The womens division as far as I'm concerned, retired with Trish.

Because I know they are... that belt is going to be handed to Randy Orton. This is why "history" will be made. It'll be the first time the challenger is crowned champion without contest. There isn't going to be a Kennedy, there isn't going to be a Jericho(if they're smart). Save him for Survivor Series and let No Mercy just suck. You win some you lose some, and injuries are a part of life.

Triple H is going to beat Umaga by DQ. Carlito is obviously going to interfere. Umaga and Carlito will both get pedigreed. The hammer wont be seeing any action.

CM Punk is going to retain and again it'll be by DQ. Either Burke or Dreamer or both is going to jump in and it'll start a string of events later on in the weeks to cause a Fatal 4-WAY for the ECW title.

Rey is getting very boring. He isn't the high flying Mr.1000 reverses like he used to be. Who knows, maybe its morale. I guess Finley will win. With that stick of his.

Batista and the Khali. This is going to be one long ass match and it may end with Batista winning but only on heart alone. I doubt he'll have enough energy to climb the second cage. And not get cut up in the process. They are going to keep the belt around Batista because he's good with the fans and doesn't have a boring vocabulary. And that the Batista, taker fued was never finished.

Ok Im done.

FELIPE NO

Edit: dagget beat me to it. I knew the decision was coming. But the rest was totally unexpected.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

CM Punk/Big V: Viscera hasn't worn gold since he was called Mabel, so that's not going to change tonight. This should be a boring match. Punk is too quick for V to handle; V is too fat for Punk to deal with. Punk gives Viscera a "fuck you" by walking out on the match and retaining gold via DQ.

Man.. if he did that, he might as well be a heel.

LOL Sonic. You wont be tormented by Cena for a long time ;p.

Val quickly got thrown out of the picture.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!

Spoiler:

SHORTEST TITLE REIGN IN HISTORY!!! RANDY GOT DE_THRONED BY HHH LOL!

How ya doing, buddy?

Val had some amazing runs in his career, but he's never had a run for the title.

And yes I have a bad taste in my mouth after the LMS match results ;p. It sets up the long overdue fued, so it's going to get intense from here on out.

How ya doing, buddy?

And the final was initiate and then 2ND_Coming.

Spoiler:

And instead of HHH going out to shake the hand of Orton - who is now probably injured again. It was Ortons' face that shook after being drilled by HBK's foot.

EDIT: And once again I got beat to the punch.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by dagget

Oh yeah, it'll be rigged to have the votes go to Michaels. If they had any consideration of the fans, Val would have had the title shot at No Mercy, but with Cena out I guess it was just up to Triple H to take advantage and get another World Title win under his name. He's gotta get all he can in anyway since he's not even sure how much longer he has left physically anymore due to both quad injuries.

Ah he'll be ok. Just look at Michaels. That guys' whole body is tore up and he just KEEPS coming back. I agree - this is obviously a setup to get Shawn what he wants finally.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Haha. That's how it always is.

Was anyone else a bit surprized at how Kennedy got chants saying he sucks? It even surprized him.

Originally Posted by mortis

I see this as follows:

Cyber Sunday, Michaels faces and defeats Orton...by DQ.

At survivor series, in a surprising twist, Orton locks on the Sharpshooter on HBK, with Trips and Vince ringing the bell. Orton, Trips and Vince then run off as a ten year reactment of what happened in Montreal, with the irony being it was Shawn who got scrwed this time.

Shawn wont be bothered by that me thinks. It'd work very well though if he goes in as champion and loses it in that manner. As much as I hate to say it, the chants, and cheers wont be for him infact, they might be laughing at him and chanting "So? You screwed Bret".

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Vince is'nt going to do that because it's too creative and requires a lot of thought.(=P)

Come to think of it, if we were writers for the WWE, Steph would fire us all.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I know what I wanted to say...now.

Randy got that title for one reason: lineage.

Originally Posted by SuperNova

*spits coffee on his laptop and laughs*

Main event potential. Certainly not main event yet though.

Crash, I didn't know you even watched wrestling.

I just wish more people would mark out for Jericho. Guess I'm the lone duck in that row. I just kinda think that Jericho would be a perfect fued for Orton to continue the "Legend Killer" gimmick. It would just be one more notch on the list for Orton.

Jericho is not considered a "legend" -so exactly what is there to kill?

Other than being the first indisputed champion.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Tonight I get to see my first airing of TNA Prime time. Im glad its not showing on mondays. Back when Nitro aired, it was a bit annoying doing all the flipping back and forth. Stings' looking good as ever. LOL KEVIN NASH WTF DID YOU DO TO YOUR HAIR? I missed me some Angle wrestling I hope he performs tonight.

Originally Posted by SimDaddyGT

This makes me think. Whatever happened to that GM Fantasy thing they had going a few years ago, where you made the matches and contraversies? Perhaps if that returned, the writers would get an idea of what the fans REALLY want as opposed to what Vince says the fans really want.

Its still around but it was reduced to Cyber Sunday. And even then we don't have absolute say in how matchs are made. For example HHH is not up for who goes against Orton because it'd be no contest with the votes. And no matter how cool it'd be to see Hardy/Kennedy vs. Orton - THAT definitely wont happen.

FELIPE NO

TNA was awesome..just..awesome. This one guy in team pacman did a freaking corkscrew dropkick/back kick, whatever the heck was. Holy smokes. The only thing I was not happy about was the one thing that irked me in WCW. Mike Tenay -omg he has a very annoying voice and doesn't know when to shutup ~_~. It was good to see some old faces and nice to see that Scott Steiner is still pumping those steriods muscles. Thier womens division > WWE's.

Spoiler:

Ok so Samoa Joe got beat up by a coconut that Christian used, and Angle got placed in the Scorpion deathlock at the end of the show. LOL! Angle walked in on Rikishi while he was taking a dump. When Macho Machismo came out..I really thought that was Randy Savage -,-. "Goldust", Abyss, Rhino and Raven had what I guess is TNA's version of a hardcore match. Ended pretty nasty. Abyss was DDT'd(Raven special) on a pile of tacks and it blinded him and he ended side slamming Rhino by accident and Rhino was pinned by good ol' dusty to pick up the victor.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Works well in thier favor(but dont know for how long), he was about to do something but the ref got mad because he wasnt the legal man, and got in the way when he ran to the ropes. LOL when Jacky saw that Amazing Kong do that sitting power bomb on that chinese girl she went "Oh fuck!".

As for the new hart foundation - I'm surprized any Hart wants to work in the WWE.

Jam it back in, in the dark.