[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I seen that match with the ring collapsing. The botched SSP is one of the many reasons why Vince banned a lot of high risk moves.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sure.

Cena got owned by Khali.

That's all.

Moving on...
Here's my predictions for One Night Stand.

Lashley's going to win, but through the power of Vince, Umaga wins the title and through the power of Vince, Umaga ended up winning the title "for Vince". Since it's a street fight, that means NO DQ and that means Vince, Shane and Umaga vs. Bobby.

Edge through some miracle is going to walk out still the Champion and Batista is going to go berserk, starting a new era of heel for him.

Not sure about the Hardy's and "The World's greatest tag team".

Melina, while I <3 Candice... is going to go nuts and really put a hurting on Candice.

Don't give a crap about six man tags.

Eh...RVD is going to get hurt.

Kane is probably going to get his ass kicked by Mark Henry.

And the last match you all already know the outcome. Cena is going to get raped throughout the whole match but in the end his mighty STFU is going to save the day.

FELIPE NO

Spoiler:

Hardy's won. Expect a lengthy fued between these teams. There was a huge fight in the locker room between them.

RVD won but it came a high price.
CM Punk's team won. Matt Striker is a burden to the new breed clearly.
Mark Henry won by bear hug submission(no joke).
Lashley won. He beat the shit out of Vince, I've seen Vince beat up a lot but I've never seen him take so many chair shots to the back and to the head. This victory did lead to him being champion - No "Mr.Mcmahon instances".

Candice won.

Edge won, and Batista flipped out sorta. No real details here. It was all Edge trying to make a B-line for cage door or going over the top.
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Cena won by FU'ing Khali off the top of a crane. No way in hell ANYONE would kick out after that.(I also didn't know submissions were a no go)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Spoiler:

What the hell...lose the title Cena. Nobody likes you. If Angle or HBK were still around, they wouldn't put up with this shit. Seriously, who's left to go against Cena? I guess the reason for the draft lottery is now clear. Cena no longer has any competition on Raw. Actually, draft his ass to Smackdown and bring Edge back over to Raw.

I think Kennedy and Batista are the only ones who did not face Cena on Smackdown :x cause Kennedy wasn't even in the WWE and Batista was on RAW at the time.

And Mortis..

Spoiler:

Well Kane had serious back trouble throughout the match and Henry worked on it. It got worst when Kane chokeslammed Henry. Then Dykestra and his partner dashed in and attacked Kane, and Kane used more back energy to one hand chokeslam Kenny(stupid). Henry then went for the bear hug again and that was it.

Batista didn't flip out in the way I expected but he was pretty peeved. He went after Edge after the match, but Edge made a B-line for the exit via the crowd. So Batista proceeded to beat on stuff and tear up an announcement table. I somewhat respect his obsession with the title. Not many people really care for the defunct WCW title.

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How ya doing, buddy?

What would be a nice change is victories and loses are not scripted and it's determined by skill and endurance..

Upon seeing the match between Kane and Mark(which was a lumber jack match) I saw Kevin Thorn for the first time. I can see why you want them to use him a bit more.

The difference between Yokozuna, Umaga, and Khali is that, Yokozuna was one of the first of the HUGE impossible to beat guys. It was a new thing and Mister Fuji wasn't boring.


Ugh my grammar is going to hell I swear.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by dagget

Spoiler:

Oh what a surprise. Cena wins

Tired of that shit. So fucking tired of it.

I think it's safe to say that Cena is too. But as long as he has that title, he is getting paid out the woozy.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Benoit's best years where when he was a heel. And he's a damn good one too. It is would SUCK for him though because he built up so much fan favortism by being a face(and being canadian works in his favor that much more), lots of people are going to be pretty pissed.

Lol, Mcmahon is acting like an insane idiot because Lashley damn near tried to kill him at ONS. So he's out to get everybody. Expect the draft to be fucked up.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Not counting streak-months of having it, Cena has been the dominate WWE champion ever since he defeated JBL at Now Way Out(Or judgement day?) in that I quit Match 2 years ago.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Jarret was the IC champion in WWE, you don't count the IC as a decent title anymore? And no, Cena's theme is not played here in my hometown. Pretty sure it isn't anywhere else.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

We've done the whole Orton/HHH angle before ~_~.... this is how it might play out.

There will be a limo that rolls up. JR will say, OH MY GOD HHH HAS ARRIVED AT THE BUILDING. Steph will walk out looking sexy as ever(I'll give her that much, she also wasn't a pretty bad SD GM either). Randy will be walking to his locker room and BAMMMMMMM! Sledge hammer to the back of the head. Deed done.

Ric Flair running his mouth in the ring about something, not even aware of HHH's heel turn to strike at Ric Flair for the 500th time. Out comes the game with a mic. Grabbing of remote Slash does(LMAO!). Blah blah I'm the game this and that, blah blah 10 time champion, blah blah. Kicks Ric in the stomach, pedigree on the mat. Not done there - goes OUTSIDE RING to get chair. Puts chair(while still in sitting position) in middle of the ring. Grabs Flair and proceeds to pedrigree him ON the standing chair.

Hell in the Cell at the next PPV for the WWE title(somehow Cena loses this to HHH). Flair is beat the pulp and that the shit. HHH wins. Talking about how awesome he is as champion and no one can beat him. While talking he is cut off by a familiar music:

I'M JUST A KID. I KNOW I'M SEXY.

>_>



How ya doing, buddy?

Couldn't they just bow out of thier contracts on the agreement of not getting the remaining payments? Just a thought, I don't really know how all of that works.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Wow he fired Ashley over dumbshit. This must be some storyline or something. What lashley did to him at ONS is nothing compared to what Stone Cold AND the Rock did to him when they were around O_o.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The mocking I liked was when HBK and HHH dressed up as Shane and Vince. The way HBK hopped around like a kangaroo had me rolling, but when HHH did that Vince walk, I almost died.

Anyway Bret is going to be at the "appreciation". Manic-Vince + Bret + Possible bring up of Montreal Screw Job + Appreciation = hhhmmmmm this could be interesting!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Uhmm.... lool. RAW is like it's OWN wrestling promotion. Smackdown has totally turned into the Shit Show with a bunch of no-name people.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

We know it's orchestrated, and for those that don't know..

Well it was McMahon appreciation day. This is and I hate to use this term, an emo method of finding out if people do appreciate/care about you. So far he's getting his desired reaction. That's all, he's not dead/hurt or anything, and him not showing up for a long period of time could mean he's going into retirement and the real fucking up of WWE will begin.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

And with that said, time for me to be the badguy.

Vince no one FUCKING cares about your fakeass death right now.

R.I.P Sherri

I was speaking idiomatically.

Eh I don't know if I should spoil tag this or not..

Pick No. 1: Raw selects Paul London & Brian Kendrick
Pick No. 2: SmackDown selects Kenny Dykstra
Pick No. 3: ECW selects Viscera
Pick No. 4: Raw selects Sandman
Pick No. 5: SmackDown selects Hardcore Holly
Pick No. 6: ECW selects The Miz
Pick No. 7: Raw selects Daivari(hadn't seen him in a while)
Pick No. 8: SmackDown selects The Major Brothers
Pick No. 9: Raw selects William Regal
Pick No. 10: SmackDown selects Victoria
Pick No. 11: Raw selects Jillian Hall
Pick No. 12: SmackDown selects Eugene
Pick No. 13: ECW selects Johnny Nitro

The Draft is now apparently over.

How ya doing, buddy?

Nitro being on ECW may actually work in his favor as well as the brand. Now that he can be hardcore, I expect his moves to get ampliflied. Yes Sandman will not fit in well on RAW because the hardcore factor isn't there. No kendo stick using, or any of that crazy stuff that made him who he is today. Not sure why Cena didn't move, but Lashley got screwed out of his title again lol.

FELIPE NO

Mortis.. the Hardys are broken up. Matt is on SD.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Enter User Name

I hate when people say that type of shit. Personally I don't even care for the Vince death gimmick, because I think it is kind of dumb. But why do feel that because someone who is no longer even affiliated with WWE, and hasn't been for many years, dies, that now they have to change a storyline that they planned BEFORE she died because it is "bad taste"? I hate this pussy's way of thinking. It's stupid. WWE does that kind of crap all the time(political correctness), which is a big reason why i lost tons of respect for WWE and barely watch anymore.

And I hate how poeple come off like the dead should be ignored. A change in the storyline isn't necessary sure, and all the people who died thus far were either retired or working behind the scenes. She was retired. So was Earthquake(who's dead too) his death was made into a huge deal. They were both good in thier careers. The point is that frankly nobody gives a damn about him. No one cares about his fucked up ass "death angle" and in light of someones REAL PASSING, ITS NOT COOL. Ok we get it that he considers his "death" more important than Sherris(who was among one of the REAL women wrestlers before becoming a manager) but come on.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

lol is that a sign that the WWE is dropping in ratings?

WWE: Cena will have title match against entire roster, slap all in STFU and win.
USA: Oh hell no, Cena MUST LOSE THE TITLE, make it happen or get the fuck off our channel. And fix Austins neck, and why the hell is the ROCK shooting MOVIES??
WWE:

Originally Posted by Enter User Name

What the hell are they supposed to do then? She hasn't even been part of the company for 15 years. She was a big time manager 15 years ago, fine, I liked her and I thought she was a great manager in the 80s and early 90s. But, so what, her dieing has absolutely nothing to do with WWE now, so why do they need to start changing things just because she dies? If her cause of death was dieing in a car bombing, that is the only scenario where I think WWE should stop the storyline. A 10 second remembrance of her is more than enough. Yes, she dead and it's sad, but dieing a fact of life. People die, and life goes on for others. She was important in WWE 15 years ago, but not anymore. So enough , and move on.

Can't wait for you die pal so I can have me some fun.

No just kidding. I agree with the not changing anything but being asshole in light of someone deaths just because "they're dead, I'm alive so it doesn't matter" can be kept to oneself.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Spoiler:

Apparently The Hardys even though being on seperate brands can still fuction as a tag team. However they did not win the titles back.

Benoit did not compete - Nitro took his place. CM Punk lost.

Batista lost - count out. This is after Edge disqualified himself to keep the title and screw Batista which pissed of Theodore Long that as a result restarted the match with the stipulation if Edge did it again he would lose the title.

Candice won the title, I fear however that her reign will be short.

MVP got his ass whopped by Flair but MVP won anyway.

Duece and Domino won. They went against Sgt Slaughter..well fuck it. They went against two old guys who need to know when to call it quits.(Jimmy Snuka was his partner).

Umaga was the fan favorite in the match against Satino. What I'm saying his people were booing Satino and cheering Umaga on. IMO that speaks volumes. The kid doesn't deserve the IC title. Umaga however got himself disqualified. With no manager to tell him right from wrong, he just beat the fuck out of Satino at the turnbuckle for the whole 5 count.

LOL I HOPE YOU DIDN'T THINK CENA LOST THE WWE TITLE, BECAUSE I HATE TO BURST YOUR BUBBLE. It wasn't even a "match"... Ortan was too pre-occupied with given Foley a concussion and crap, and Lashley spent most of his time being thrown out the ring. Booker was the only one who posed a threat to Cena. He got thrown out by Orton, Orton got thrown out by Cena, and all that was left was Foley who of course gave the jobbing pin.

Keep in mind by thrown out, I don't mean elimination.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by GoldfishX

It's official...I'm not only going to watch ECW for the first time since they released Sabu, I'm looking forward to it more than I am RAW.

Woo-hoo! Go Nitro! May you have a long and healthy reign and many (more) awesome matches.

On the other hand, boy I'm glad I didn't order this. Cena retains (fuck). Batista is counted out (dammit). Nothing else mattered (*sigh*).

Yea I can say I wasted my money lol. Nitro and CM Punk was the only match that caught my interest. I'm not going to bother with the Great American Bash though.

The funniest thing throughout the show was how no one mentioned JBL being the longest reigning champion in 10 years. Infact he had to make an announcer mention him. Michael Cole ran down a list of past champions and JBL was like "I will forgive you for not mentioning my name". XD

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Part of me is hoping this is just another "death" storyline, but I know it isn't. . .

I was speaking idiomatically.

My only speculation is that...he probably caught his wife cheating and then he flipped.. There is no one left to carry on his lineage. It had to be something serious that would put him over the edge.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?