[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by Slash

Lashley probably would have been World Champ instead of having the ECW TV title, mainly because i refuse to accept that the ECW is a championship now

I don't think Lashley will get that push.......

And with the IC title thing, I expect a push for Umaga to take the ECW title from him.

How nice for a WWE wrestler straight out of tough enough WWE fan to walk right into a WWE contract and a title *just* like that.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Match to between Cena and HBK doesn't matter since it was non-title ~_~.

I'm not sure what's wrong with Randy. Last time he got suspended for 60 days for the same thing.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well I saw backlash...(due to these things costing so much I'm only going to watch 2 PPVs a year)

Long story short the main event dissappointed me and Shawn Michaels said to Cena's face that he sucked(and he's right). Edge isn't

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going to bother with Cena, so he went after Taker, and I also agree with some people that how he won the title was pretty cheap. But hey, the suitcase or a full blown 30min match with someone? ;p

. Looks like Khali is the one to put an end to every fans suffering lol. Had a little rant to post but the board being down, it kinda went away. Just my displeasure with certain wrestlers being held down and thrown on heat or velocity to never be seen again >_>.

Going back to what dagget said about Batista and some similarities with the Ultimate Warrior, I see it a little... I think he is just obsessed with the championship allowing it to go to his head.

Lashley didn't stand a chance, however ~ Umaga is being used so I will be expecting a face turn. Warrior is an old fart - not much he can do anymore except run his mouth, whereas IS could probably whip his butt.

Ahahah the fact that Vince is the ECW champion is a huge slap in the face to the once self-owned organization

FELIPE NO

It's certainly a new fued, I don't see why not. Thier fued ended at No mercy last year right?

Really blows that he lost the MIB though.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

I still don't understand why Lashley gets all this special treatment.

Maybe because he isn't pulling a Chris Masters.

Jokes aside(sorry Masters =PPPPPPP), he isn't getting special treatment. He is on WWECW. The show for rejects who aren't worthy for pushes, with a fake ass title. He was getting somewhere when he was on SD.

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Masters was using steriods I think(lol at the luger comment) which was why he was so big. He got suspended for it and had to lose that mass. The funny thing though is Vince supposedly TOLD him to take that stuff. Now no one takes the guy seriously, I mean damn, he SHRUNK XD.

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Triple H wants to be a heel when he comes back, but he's going to be face for a couple of months and fued with Orton when he does. Then he'll go back to being heel, which means it'll be time again for the "Triple H Title Whore Show" I wish he'd just stay face, but every time he goes face, he has some damn injury. Sucks DX died, because it was supposed to be around longer than it was.

I'm glad he will come back and not pedigree HBK or some violent shit, like throw him through a car window. He does make a good heel - but eh yea, the whole never lose the belt thing.

Hey atleast he would be a REAL champion and not a rock wannabe like Cena .

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Of all the people that went bald, I felt for Eric the most. He had that asian-type sleek hair going for him and it grew back all fucked up(come to think of it, it probably was just a good work of hair conditioning and dying out all that grey) :s.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

WWE is one fucked up corporation. WOW you can't even have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Nevermind HHH banging Stephanie and later having a kid though.

Yea I miss Nitro - he did some amazing stuff that I'm sure Vince immediatly banned as part of his Wellness Program like that corkscrew moonsault. He sold so well. But I'm afraid he is one of the many people to fall to that "teaser push". Get title fast and think you're getting somewhere, only to lose it just as quickly and never get it back.

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Yea just like Christian who kept being jobbed to Cena. I don't blame them. These guys want to be known for things, like Bret Hart and others before them. And look at Sabu's lineage? He's going to rock the house if he goes to TNA. Calling it ~ RVD is next out the door.

Originally Posted by dagget

Why the hell anyone would date Chyna is beyond me. Saturn did it before she was in WWF. WHY. Triple H did for a while, while they were in the WWE, WHY. Then X-Pac did and made a tape of themselves. FUCKING WHY.

Funny thing about all this, even though Mr. Lavesque cheated with Stephanie on Chyna, he got fucking pissed X-Pac dated her. Classic moment of WWE lol though was when Triple H was sitting ringside with Vince and they were supposed to be in character (all mean and shit), the crowd behind him started a "You screwed Chyna" chant and the camera was on him for a quck second you could see a stupid smile on his face cause he was really laughing about it.

Chyna has a hot body, and I'm hoping she really is the kind of nice person she projects herself to be in real life. Just have to look past that broad jaw bone . She's probably a lot smaller now, Women of the weight lifting profession don't really do it for long(and hey unlike most of them, she apparently would rather keep her breasts :P). So those two things I can see as to why.

So why not?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ahahahaha
WWE TORE UP: The injured Brand

Originally Posted by mortis

Well Storm, you called well. RVD is done.

I'm not surprized at all, but the halt in his pushes is his own fault, as with Sabu. If you gotta smoke pot, do it at home or somewhere secluded, not on the road .

Vince is experiencing chronic turn out, and it is never a good sign when a company starts becoming KNOWN for always "hiring" and people leaving. What I am saying is, I don't know when, or how it will happen, but the WWE will eventually face the same music that WCW faced.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Slash

What the hell is this?

Apparently WWE released Ariel (Shelly Martinez)...considering she had a very ACTIVE role on ECW, unlike Nick Mitchell (Nicky) or Scotty 2 Hotty, but come on

why in the hell would you release a diva who definitely gets the attention of ALOT of men?

Well that explains it.

I also never heard of her until now. She does look really attractive.

No gives a fuck about the fuck buddy squad and "Nicky". Good bye LONGEST SERVING JOBBER Scotty .

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by dagget

Oh about the firings. Stephanie McMahon is now incharge of who goes and who stays. She's fired like 7 people so far.

Rob Conway was fired. Told, "There's nothing in the works for you." loltastic side to this? He had JUST RECEIVED his new La Resistance wardrobe. Reason Stephanie canned him? "He'll never be main event quality"

So yeah, she's pulling power trips just like her old man. Gonna be interesting as more firings are to be expected.

Steph probably fired Ariel because her juggs were bigger and better than hers. QQ

Rob had that stupid buff bagwell script going on, but it got him undefeated for a while on RAW(and that messed up old school Stun Gun he BORROWED from Stone Cold). He'll never be main event quality because he'd never get a chance :/. It just like Matt Morgan, the guy who F5'ed someone 250lbs heavier than he is. Infact just HOW MUCH MORE talent are they planning to can?

Anyway yea with your post, I definitly see them going the way of WCW at some point now ~_~, and by that I mean one of those organizations, be it TNA, or ROH, is going to get big enough to buy out the WWE. No one's going to want to wrestle for a family like that.

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I think Benoit is headed to the injured brand.

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

Well, after reading the last post here from Angel and catching a glimpse of the sarcasm and bitterness of the state of things for Smackdown, I'd like some or all of you to post pictures of the hotter Divas because Im SERIOUSLY out of touch with women in wrestling these days.

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/candice/

. . .Just give me 5 minutes(or if she wont mind all nighters). And I will not desire anything else for the rest of my life. XD

Micky is pretty hot too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You know TNA's going to be the "go to guy" for those who want to work for possibly better people. But WWE has that Marcus dude, and Jeff came back from there, so maybe TNA isn't exactly "wwe wrestlers' utopia".

Reviving..WCW. I wonder if Eric ever gave it a thought.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

LOL

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Nobody can beat John Cena.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

HBK is ones of those people who can turn heel at the drop of a dime and then go back to face like a minute later. And it's the kind of 'heeling' that isn't meant to piss off fans. That was he was in the match. HBK REALLY does not like Cena at all. Cena is a well lame to me on a whole new level. This is because of what he said on RAW. Cena relies on the STFU now and it's made him overconfident. Khali whopped his ass that whole match, hell he was playing with him. I.E. THE CHAMP CAN MAKE ANYONE TAP OUT. OK Cena, but one thing: ANYONE CAN WRITE A SCRIPT TELLING TOP SUPERSTAR TO TAP TO LAME MOVE. Your last fucking match that was awesome was that I quit match with JBL. And yes it's a mega bummer than HBK tapped at WM23, but he knew Cena cannot beat him straight up(I see the STFU as a cheap ass way to win now) and tried his best to counter him each time he grabbed his foot.

And some of you might have watched RAW, I know I did. Tell me am I hearing things but was Ortan CHEERED for doing what he did to HBK? O_o. As for the concussion. Shawn has doctors from outer space. Someway somehow he comes back everytime when he has a "career-ending" injury.

Once again -> Poor Umaga. It will be interesting when he finally gets the gist that he is nothing but a tool for Vince.

SuperSonic - that and Haas and Shelton are back. Looks like the WWE is going to try and rebuild the tag team division.

With Lashely competing on RAW that is yet another sign that the brand split is coming to an end soon.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

They've been going down the toilet since the Rock left, if not before.(LOL @ Anakin)

Originally Posted by Malahk Angel

Benoit needs to jump ship to RAW and take Cena's ass out. If the STFU is an "unstoppable move", then the Crippler Crossface is instant death.

Sadly, Benoit has also tapped to the STFU :/.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Bret did not tap to Michaels(you're referring to that I bet). Vince merely had the ref ring the bell.

Bret has if I recall tapped to his own move at the hands of Owen Hart. And he should be the only one... damn it's been a long time @_@ I could be wrong.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Looks like I have forgotten alot of WWE history..

OO that's right. It was at the King of the Ring. You know, that was the best fued in my opinion. Back and forth those two had a war of words and Bret swore up and down that he would not fight Owen. Now in a realistic point of view, Bret held back in that match.

Everybody has tapped to the STFU with Chris Masters being the first.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Ramen

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CRvu82TMnBw

It's just badass. The only problem is Tenay's commentary while Steiner is talking.

LMAO!! Owned. It's certainly true... before they broke up they beat a lot of people.

The best announcer in my opinion is.. Tony..Schavani(?). He had a level of enthusiasm that made every match seem so exciting. I think he works for a radio station now. And while he was involved in a couple of fueds(not caused by him) he was well respected. JR just ain't on the same plane as that guy. When Bobby Henan got fired(or really just left for treatment) and Stevie Ray took over, that was the next gen announcing team lol.

When Teney came.. ~_~.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

^That shit with the council not trusting him didn't help matters at all.(I feel like ranting about that movie now)

Anyway, I have to ask this for those who get thier sources from places I can't be bothered with..

Are these wrestlers REALLY getting injured, or just "time off to handle personal business" ? Cause it's getting really wierd having all these wrestlers get hurt.

And a draft is coming... so much for revival of RAW's tag team division...

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The old formula is the only way. The old formula introduced a wide range of fueds. With the current setup you always end up with the same fued between the same two people every other week. It's restrictive.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Another draft, it's about frigging time. Raw needs some talent right freakin now.

That's just it. The draft takes away talent from one place and gives it to another, leaving that show with lame entertainment and lack of pushes.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

MPV is a trip.
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Smackdown's Montel Vontavious Porter recently won the United States Championship, and with the draft just two weeks away, the brazen superstar has one thing on his mine - himself. "I am the US champion. It doesn't matter to me if I go to RAW or ECW, I will still be the highest paid athlete on the roster, and I will still put butts in the seats. I am half man, half amazing. People want to see Montel Vontavious Porter." MVP continued, "I will naturally be the first draftee to RAW or ECW if I am to leave Smackdown, but regardless I am happy here, " he added. "I am the the only thing that matters to me."

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think this is all Stephanie and Shanes doing and not so much Vince.

Originally Posted by Omi-Cron Kenobi

Haha, MPV is awesome based on that. I'll have to keep an eye out for him.

And Kostaki, as usual, McMahon just wants to completely destroy all credibility for something he's defeated. Even if it was years ago.

I don't like the guy all the much truthfully, but he can backup a lot of the trash he talks. The only man I know that could go toe to toe with Christ Benoit in pure mat wrestling was Dean Malenko. That is until this guy came around.

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Originally Posted by Slash

See, for me the intercontinental title is gone...so is the WWE championship.

I mean seriously...the Great Khali holding the title? All I've seen him do is big boot, chop, headchop and stand on the guy. They should put Cena in a rivalry with someone like Cor Von or something. I seriously think Cor Von would have better success on Raw or SD! than Tuesday night Heat...I mean ECW.

Hmm, I understand what you're saying. The IC title was slapped on someone who doesn't even perform very much. WWE as of now is lacking interesting champions. Thus I side with Trevor Murdoch on the draft. Batista is pretty much old news and his obession with being champion is killing his appeal rather he knows it or not. Then you have
VINCENT KENNEDY MACK MAHON as the ECW champion. It feels like this is nothing but a game to the Mcmahon family.

I've said a lot and I'll say it again. Poor Umaga. I don't like how wrestlers with talent are being held back and used as tools. In Khali's defense, go back to Big Shows(then the Giant) arrival to WCW. That's pretty much all he did too and he was the champion. But he was entertaining. Perhaps it's Khali's inability to speak english that makes him unappealing.

(wild rambling my bad :s)

And I don't even watch RAW. wwe.com and the occasional PPV webcast is the only ways I keep up.

I was speaking idiomatically.