[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

I do not think Punk has his eyes set on the "World Championship", or ECW for that matter. But who knows. . all these good talented guys being held back. On a side note, I like the transition the US title has went through. Beniot > MVP > Matt. None of those guys made/make the title look bad(and doesn't tote it around like it means nothing *cough*CenaAndWWEtitle*cough*). As for Adamle - that could have been the WWE trying to bring back the 'feel' that it had back then when it had many "reporters" doing recaps on events and PPVs.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Slash

I think the bullshit is now over. Got I wish UMANGA would do something with Adamle.

OH SHIT!!

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Rowdy Roddy Piper with one hell of a burn on Santion...

"What you need...is to get a designated driver! HAHA

I don't get it, to be honest. That part left me confused. And apparently the WWE wants to lose ratings on RAW.

FELIPE NO

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It was obvious anyway. Just like there will be a Nash heel turn against Joe at some point. Just pay attention to his body language and the small stuff he says when Joe leaves first after the interviews. Kaz has got to be the most prolonged build up of a character I've seen since. . . the Rock and Stone Cold.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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For once I was smiling while Cena was talking.

And Y2J has been selling Sweet Chin Music so damn good lately >_<.

Did not see Cade nailing Murdoch coming at all. Could it be a Bret/Owen recreation?? >=D

Yep Hardy is back and glad he didn't job to Umaga.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Both are good wrestlers. . . why did they take away Murdoch's mean streak(same way they did Victoria) is a mystery to me. Also again, why even have a tag team division? Granted Cryme Time is back, but now it's back to three teams -.-. Lilian has a very nice voice.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yea I've not included the Highlanders because I don't know how their situation will go. (Haha the WWE Tag Titles have not been on RAW in a long time)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pfft, its been dragged into the mud enough now. That shit is intentional and purely for comical value. You can't even say he's the new coach, because even coach did a better job at commentating.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Regal had it coming. Though for a second there I thought he was gonna beat Kennedy. Turning the fucking lights off and botching matches was not cool man -.- and frankly his biggest fuck up was no doubt the championship rematch Randy and HHH had 2 Mondays ago.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yea my friend told me that an hour ago. My first thought was "how can someone who hardly wrestles..take enhancements..?"

How ya doing, buddy?

Oh I remember now. . this happened to Regal before but without the whole firing segment.

Along time ago I ragged on those guys who took painkillers and whatever and as was all "these are grown men, blah blah blah" but thinking about it now. . . hard for the body to muffle all the pain on it's own when you're fighting every day and 30+.

Jericho needs to work on that knee of his.

TEDDY LONG FOR RAW MANAGER PLEASE.

FELIPE NO

"Everything is going to be fine as long as you understand that its the TNA title first, my Olympic gold medals second, the kids third, and you fourth."

"I am who I am"

<then turns around and says>

"I change Karin. I can be the man you want me to be"

Well anyway, apparently Booker is going back to King Booker, but in a ghettoish way. So Kev isn't gonna go heel in the way that I thought he would. AJ is being setup for a "return" to singles competition. Fine by me, I think he shines better alone.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Its gonna suck if ONS = bye bye Undertaker.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Also, a new member of Raw has been introduced.

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Million Dollar Man's son...man, what's with all these sons coming in? Cody Rhodes and DH Smith...it's crazy. However, it could make for an interesting watch if he used the Million Dollar Man's theme music because I would watch Raw every week just to hear that.

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I giddy over it because of his laugh. Its fucking legendary XD. Lets hope he does not fuck up, like DH Smith did and be thrown into a jobber role >_>.

Also I think Jericho just earned more respect than he could possibly handle. I've never seen something like that in wrestling. You see shit like that in movies.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

I'd really like to see that one. By the way, I miss moments like these on Raw.

I liked the one where he made Vince accidentally admit to liking cock. Oddly enough there appears to be no video of it.

Oh I found it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by dagget

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It's even more hilarious because they call these people before the show starts to get their home addresses where to send the checks at. As well as tell them to keep the phone lines open for Vince's call.

I felt embarassed for that one woman who just flipped out over the phone... I mean sure, $175k is a lot of money, but damn. Don't be all psycho over the shit.

On another note... Cade out of NO WHERE and I think I'm going to like the idea of Jericho being Triple H's next feud.

I think what saved her is the fact that she kissed Vinces' ass. He loves that crap.

Btw, throwing out Ric Flair kind of ruined the mood of the show for me. >_>

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think..TNA is going in the right direction now. Last night's programming was well done, as well as the last one.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Yes it is.

Anyway, JR and Kennedy moving to SD just gave me a good reason to watch it again.

I was speaking idiomatically.

At least SD wont be boring now? There's gonna be a trade though..JR will surely push for one. He didn't look happy about it all. HHH look like he was gonna throw a fit - not sure how it's gonna work out for SD. The draft is stupid lol, just POOR MATT HARDY MAN, POOR MATT HARDY. Thrown on the fucking "C" show. WHYYYYYY??????????????????

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by dagget

(Orton's out and Kennedy's thrown on SD now probably as punishment).

That wellness violation happened march last year or this year >_>; ? I've lost track of time. Either way, throwing him on SD as some punishment over something that's not even recent now is kinda mean.

FELIPE NO

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This isn't going to work out for ratings. All three brands are kinda messed up :/. Y2J lost the IC title to Kofi, who I think is in ECW. ~_~ RAW only has the tag titles. Btw that stunt Cody pulled was the product of once and while brilliant writing.

How ya doing, buddy?

Yea all of that was a bit unexpected, I totally forgot about CM Punk too. It makes sense - they aren't gonna let RAW go down like that. Gotta have a champion.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Is Kane really asking about Paul Bearer, or is he involved in this McMahon assassination the Undertaker has started? And whats with shit falling lately? CM Punk almost got hit with a light stand.

Most amazing jew boots

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I did like that 5-10 second take where Cena wasn't anywhere near the car as JBL was approaching it >_>. This is one giant clusterfuck, but it's been an entertaining clusterfuck. So Beth is now going to be the new established "Chyna" of the WWE. How interesting.

How ya doing, buddy?

It's been a year since my last post, and I've been gone because I'm not welcomed here anymore for some reason, also doesn't help that this thread seems to be the only thread I'm allowed to post in. Oh well, least you all[in this thread] were kind to me and putting up with my opinions(good or bad). So this is like probably going to be my last anyway..

I don't have cable, haven't had cable in a long long while, don't even have a home computer at the moment, but checking the wwe site, I was well kinda dissappointed I guess. Cena's still champ, Edge, etc. always the same guys. Ok, I'll just be fair: If it brings in money and puts people in seats..why not? But eh, not the same show anymore. Too predictable and just too far away from what I'm used to. Vince better know what's he's doing - wrestling is like the only thing for some people, worth watch on TV. (Cable sucks)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Miss his intro music.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So another organization is going to be bought out by Vince..? Such is the end of wrestling(though it's been the end for about 8-9 months in my case, since I can't watch wrestling anymore).

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1.) Foley or someone basically puts Styles in the match. Why? I wish I had a way to explain it other than 'Styles is the face of TNA and having him NOT on a PPV is just wrong'. Styles then wins the title, then defends it the next month against Morgan with the idea being Morgan beat him twice cleanly. Styles would then lose the title to Joe.

..I'm afraid to ask, what has transpired in the wrestling world in the past couple of months..

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?