[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

If MVP wins, I'll take that as a sign that they plan to retire the US title.

I was speaking idiomatically.

We all know HHH wont win anyway since he's gonna be having another kid. It's gonna be Cena. I suspect Candice is gonna be nagged by that bone off an on.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I don't know if he did or not. I fell on the floor laughing when he mentioned sperm whales. Randy himself looked like he wanted to crack up too.

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This whole SoCal Val, Jay Lethal, and Guru thing reminds me of something..

Oh yea, thats right. Hogan, Elizabeth(RIP D=) and Savage. I wonder how thats going to end.

So..

TNA is kinda disorganized. Lock Down basically aired the last 2 thursdays lol. All I've not seen yet is Angle/Joe and that X-Division match.

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Originally Posted by Slash

Wow...Cena just got booed...by like..the ENTIRE crowd.

I wish I watched that so I could see Cena try to not show that it bothers him.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Spoiler:

Eh well..well.. Neither did Cena or HHH win. I don't mind Orton being champion so it's all good.

Kane is the ECW champion. . :/ It's better than nothing I guess.

How ya doing, buddy?

Nobody gives a shit about Goldberg anymore. He never sticks around. He can talk shit about WWE and TNA but at least the wrestlers are putting on a show and not being some deserter like he is >____________>.

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Spoiler:

Uh..yea I thought the same thing with Batista, but it's not going to make a bit a sense, but whatever.

Man... hearing that four horsemen theme took me many years back. Was missing Steve McMichael but that's ok. It was a good long run - he can rest his aching body now.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The whole board flipped >_> It some usual GFF crazyness going on.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Starcade DVDs, especially the one where he fought Steamboat(but that was at Clash of the Champions I think) and it ended in a draw is going to be selling for a ton of money on ebay.

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Nah I was definitely thinking Flair/Steamboat. It was "THE DOUBLE CHICKEN WING!!" as so hilariously shouted by Tony. Ricky was one of those guys where winning the title was more of a chore than anything . But by far all my favorite Flair matches were the ones with Vader.

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Val is loyal and has had some good runs, but he is past his prime. Also Umaga's potential is being wasted.

The whole show made me laugh..and Cena made me laugh again with more Orton jokes ><

"Randy claims he beat everybody. Why he can even beat JBL while he's passed out on the couch".

Anyway..

Spoiler:

Though the main event was too predictable. I knew it was gonna be a fatal four way when HHH came out lol. And again he's not gonna win that because he's got another kid on the way.

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How ya doing, buddy?

Last week monday I forgot to say..that Jericho should stop using the lionsault before it either breaks his leg/knee, or worst.

Originally Posted by dagget

Looks like Orton is gonna be a pop in July too. On a side note.. in some interview Shane did... said there might be another WWE brand to pop up... I imagine they're probably going to bring out WCW as an attempt to get rid of TNA... blech.

Or the whole invasion thing all over again and TNA gets bought out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I really don't agree with any WWE star going over to TNA, yea I'm paranoid. Although wrestlers leaving does speak loud volumes that working for Vince sucks and he should like DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT but still. The womens division in TNA is what it used to be in the WWE, so she's probably also attracted by that.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

About his attire - yes, and his mania getup was very ministry-ish.
Edge - Nope.

Spoiler:

MASSIVE FEUDS WILL SPAWN FROM HIS REIGN. TNA will be rolling in BIIIIIIIIIIG bucks and HUUGGE RATINGS.

(yes worthy of cappage)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yea KoR is coming back. . . Fully? Who knows. Will the winner be #1 contender as tradition has it? Only time will tell.

And I agree with JBL with what he said in his confrontation with Regal lol. Title shots are just handed to people now.

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Originally Posted by mortis

Well, if they haven't taken enough ECW out of WWECW:

The Wrestling Observer is reporting that Mike Adamle has replaced Joey Styles as the new lead voice of ECW. This was announced before the tapings today in London. We hope to have more on why the company is going in this new direction soon.

Ugh.

So let me get this straight. . . He puts a semi big name person like Mike Adamle on a freaking "C" show?? Put him with Michael Cole or something!

WOW, GG Vince. Nice way to kill ECW by slowly ridding all of the elements that it was made up of. Now all we need is Taz to go bye bye >_>, then who's left? Tommy Dreamer? I still remember the clever shit the WWE pulled on The Sandman.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by mortis

So, um, how about know them talent and moves, eh?

YouTube - ECW - Mike Adamle's craptacular debut

Jimmy..?


LOL ><;; He doesn't even sound right being a commentator. Oh well, it takes practice.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The "mini" heel turn they did with Booker last night was hilarious. He talked some fast shit to Sting and then bolted out of the ring XD. Seems like TNA has got a lot interesting since lockdown.

edit: 2 nights ago

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Originally Posted by El Ray Fernando

Now you mention Lockdown that match with 2 teams Tomko v Christian was awesome. I'm really liking some of the wrestling nevermind the plots, Styles just keeps getting better.

The main event Joe v Angle wasn't a belter but it was OK.

Is it me or does Angle look like any minute he's about to make a jump to UFC. He's changed his body build and trim completley to look like one of those guys.

Nope it's not you. I've noticed this transition he's been going through since his last days at WWE when he ditched the boots for sneakers and changed his wrestling style to near exclusive ground/mat wrestling. I'm not sure if he wants to make a jump to UFC, but perhaps Angle just wants to be unique from the rest as far as style is concerned. We really have'nt had a full time ground attacker since Dean.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

^Im sure that was going through his mind.

I thought Hillary delivered those lines pretty well, no matter how cheesy they sounded.

lol @ Cody Rhodes, that was brilliant.

I fell asleep on Obama, and was asleep during McCain. As usual I woke up when it was time for the main event.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by mortis

I mean, if they can put the title on Khali then they can surely put it on Punk.".

I think that whole Khali run was just renewing the 'big guy with title' thing.. Khali is not even in the same league as Punk. Perhaps Vince thinks he is not yet ready for that kind of pressure? He should stay on RAW though so he gets more "air time" and the WWE will see how well he's over with fans and they might take the next step with him.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Kennedy made me laugh XDD he is so fucking awesome on the mic. The way he bopped his head as he was saying his name left me horse.

. . .
Sums up my thoughts with the "end" of the show.

As for HBK, I get what Y2J was pointing out with the video. Clearly the wrong leg is "injured" here ;p.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Im convinced that if you go to ECW. . you're on a path to being booted out of door by Vince, or you're going to hit the door yourself.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well the Undertaker was stripped of the title, and his submission move was banned. lol..sorry 'taker, but you just can't have that long title reign you were supposedly getting.

I was speaking idiomatically.