[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Man I wanna be able to be gone for 2 years and then come back and get insta title shot. Let the Randy/Chris storyline begin folks. I like his new finisher lol "The code breaker" even though it's just a back cracker being done in the front. Yea, Eddie is probably raising all kinds of hell in the afterlife.

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I think even if they use him wrong, he'll be ok if he's a face. Being a heel and being used wrong, never works out.

Karen Angle makes me wish I wasn't single sometimes. .

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All I have to say about TNA is... lol AJ did that pale'(dont know unicode) on Christian deliberately. I got this feeling in my gut that Big Poppa Steriods is going to get the "you're fired" case at the PPV. And I hope not.

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I dont wont to see anybody get fired/"fired" anymore honestly. Looks like Vicki/Edge thing was right on time, because Teddy Long is back.

Going back to Flair. Just one last world title run(and with the title). I'm sure that's all he wants. He might still have juice left him in, but his body and form is telling a different story in the ring.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, maybe they will. JBL makes it obvious that he wants it to happen. He's ALWAYS talking about the times him and Ron Simmons used to team up as the APA. Comparing young teams with them and stuff. But he's got to get rid of that "JBL" persona and use his ol' bradshaw attitude.

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Is there any point to having this 'greatest wrestler in Raw's History' when its so obvious it will be Mr Mcmahon.

I doubt it, but I know it wont be Bret Hart out of spite.

How ya doing, buddy?

That was the original Doink. Back then...he was the guy everyone had trouble beating.

It was a major job fest, but I was happy with the show, and definitely appreciated all the past wrestlers showing. If the Rock showed up, it would have been perfect. Good ol' Ted Debiase and that laugh of his. I wanted to see Hogan slam Khali. Sunny is even hotter than she was back then, holy crap. I got to see a lot of flashbacks of events that I missed, like Orton being oised out of the Evolution. Now I understand why he was so bitter. I can't remember who HBK defended his IC title against. I guess RVD was filling in for someone who was supposed to show up. 15 years... wow, I was 10 years old. Thanks to Stone Cold - he prevented Vince from killing the mood. I imagine Cena didn't come so he can avoid any altercations and further worsen that injury.

Anyway.. that's that.

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The TNA world title is going to go down the same path as the WWE Championship, so I don't give a shit about it's matchs. X-Division = cruiserweight = exciting = title means something and can be bounced around. The angle they got going with it is good, it's Team 3-D after all and Bubba Ray can talk some good crap.

Jeff Hardy single handedly gave RAW ridiculous ratings with that Whisper in the Wind OFF THE CAGE(boy if he missed....). The look on Randy's face after that was priceless. It really blows that JBL is back in action. Thanks alot Jericho :/. Now I have to spend every monday listening to him talk about himself and how much of a wrestling god he is. With that stupid wrestling attire and that stupid hair cut and that retarded hat and BORING entrance theme. DING DING DING DING

The Royal Rumble is going to be a jobber-fest. Randy is going to retain(DQ from Matt no doubt) MVP is going to drop to Flair, as I'm sure if he wants to "retire", it'll be someplace big like WM. Just for kicks, Hornswoggle is going to win the Rumble. Triple H is not going to be in the Rumble, and if the feud hes got going with William keep up, that'll be his match at the Rumble. Perfect formula for predictable-ass PPV.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I am not sure what Sharkboy is trying to prove, but the gimmick he's pulling is not in the least bit entertaining. And Gail Kim/Awesome Kong feud may have revitalized womens wrestling, but now Kong's got the title, where it will be for a long time. Like how Beth is gonna be champ til the end of WWE >_>. I still believe the only one capable of taking her on is Victoria. What happened to Team Pac-Man ? Things are going to be real interesting for Robert Roode for the next couple of weeks.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I kinda figured that how it'd all play out. Ashame Killings quit - that guy was amazing, didnt care for the other guy because he didn't really do anything. Going to WWE though is a career killer(pun heh) on his part. They are gonna dumb him down like no ones business. And Chris Harris....LOL! I don't think I need to say what I think on that, but Chris..good luck with that. Yea Joe has been doing things the wrong way. Best way to get a title shot is to go after the champ himself.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Wow.. No Way Out was today..? I thought it wasn't until next week. Anyway yea, not suprized at the results let alone

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Orton DQing himself. This rules out Cena at mania which is a good thing. I'm glad to see Big Show is back(?)

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Hey guys, did you know? It's cool for 6'8" people to brutally beat down on defenseless 3'11" people! It's GREAT FOR RATINGS =D! >_>

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If I were HHH, I'd just back out of the main event. We ALL KNOW who's going to win it. Oh and yea it's now a triple threat for Cena's WWE title(:P)

I was speaking idiomatically.

IC title does indeed have a decent legacy but petered out after the attitude era. WWE's got this attitude of "if they can't use old angles, then they want use any at all". You have Carlito(fading) and Shelton(hes done for) that were prime runner-ups for the IC title. Not counting Umaga, once he lost it, his future in the WWE became clear >_>. Anyway, there isn't anybody they want to build up against him for the IC title. And if there's a title defense, it's a job to Jeff .

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Didn't Kane say something about not wanting title shots and that he wants the younger guys to get their shots in or something? The shirt made me think of Donkey Kong(8-bit obviously). It'll probably be like last time..where HBK superkicked Cena, who landed on..Chris Masters or Orton(I forget), and HBK didn't make it time for to move Cena off whoever and he won.

HBK was so pissed off that night XD.

So HHH will be in a pedigree fest, counter an RKO(like everyone is catching on how to do) and in some tired phase, he'll pedigree cena, and then fall out, but Cena lands on Orrton.

FELIPE NO

Like Kevin Nash is going to let Joe get off easy over the crap he had to say about Scott Hall. Kev is going to wait til the least expected moment to turn on Joe. And Christian is Christian. There's only one thing he cares about and thats getting the title, so you know he's not going to like the fact that Joe is getting a shot.

The X-Division and the title is becoming like the WWE's IC title. I hate being right sometimes.

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Chris and the HoF is never gonna happen. The last time Vince spoke of the situation, he looked incredibly pissed the hell off. The situation drew about a huge bullseye to Vince and he was excused of all sorts of shit. Topped off of what happened in their home well..

Forget that.

And..

I must say the angle with Hornswoggle was unexpected and well done. Although the two do share some physical similarity(talking about face and hairstyle) it never occured to me that the whole thing would lead up to him being the real dad gig.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

The Rock would be under incredible ring rust. And knowing the WWE, they'd have the Rock job to Cena like everyone else has.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Guess when I get a new job I'll look into buying those ROH DVDs. RAW and TNA literally put me to sleep now and I always seem to wake up at the main event.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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HHH: Cena and Orton will team up against..
THE
ENTIRE
RAW
ROSTER.

I lol'd hard on that.

Floyd should back out while he still can, now that he's hurt.

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Well what did he do this time..steriods too? Man I thought his dropping of the title was a sign of a heel turn/MITB victory. :/

I was speaking idiomatically.

If he's started back smoking pot then I guess he wants to head down the road again where he sucked in the ring and was pretty fucked up in TNA. Unless he now knows how to "smoke in moderation". Vince knows who's the bigger fan favorite out of the two so, I guess Hardy is going to go back into "fading mode" once he comes back.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Uh...lol I used to joke about this but it really is feeling like the WWE wants to do away with tag team competition. Atleast on a championship level. And if Kennedy goes in MITB, I hope he wins but this time..not get suckered into putting it on the line like he did with Edge.

How ya doing, buddy?

Breaking his nose surely did not sit too well with him at all after that day. Their match is going to be real interesting. Floyd is full of shit, but he's still a powerful boxer with enough force behind those fists to KO Big show.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

And thus is the end to one the most exciting divisions in wrestling. Up next is the ECW title(and the brand heh). I blame the brand split. Not enough people on SD in the division.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think Rey dropped out because frankly, he had no competition in the division, except for Chavo. He also used to be Mr.Reverser..a guy who can reverse any move, but he's not doing much of that anymore. When they're done with his push, I wonder what will be left for him to do.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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I knew it coming at some point. With all the jobbing Kendrick was doing, I felt there was gonna be a walkout/Paul-slowing-me-down mini angle thingy. For better example: Hurricane and that other dude. And more and more I see tag team division going bye bye.

Well triple threat week is over.. All three of them led good shows. Now RAW will go back into suck mode with Regal :/.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Even if he doesn't become WWE champion, atleast the IC title got some kind of love. It was like "meh" to Jeff Hardy. Now all it needs is a feud built around it. Jeff should be alright enough to not go nuts. One thing for sure, pushes and wellness violations is the last thing on his mind.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?