[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

That was a very nice fast ball HHH threw at a Shawn. The look on his face was a kodak moment indeed. ROTFL @ 2ft guy vs 29047038470473409FT monster from india.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

To me the highlight of RAW was when Carlito got big booted the shit out of him. Good grief XD. I wonder if HHH was kidding about what he said about the writers being on strike lol.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Slash

And was there a reason for the Beth Phoenix/Kelly Kelly match? Fuck...give trish crap loads of money and have her take Phoenix out or give Victoria the bitch from hell gimmick again. I actually liked her twisted crazy girl gimmick

Mmhm yea and Victoria is currently the only one with the strength to be a match for Beth. But Victoria is on smackdown(>_>). Bitch from hell gimmick supported her vicious wrestling style.

I was speaking idiomatically.

But then thier womens division(that woman thats with Robert Roode has great mat skills) also has to worry about a big impossible chick with unfair strength too >_>. This always happens. *thinks back* First you had..

Madusa/Whatever he WWE/F name was
Ivory
Jackie
Jazz(evil)
Chyna
(many years later)
Beth Phoenix

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by mortis

It was Alundra "Drop the title in the garbage bin and therefore freak Vince out that he did something that we now have a ten year anniversary to" Blaze.

And one name that seriously should be on that list is Trish. Trish is the ultimate example of what happens if you work out, and learn your craft, going from basically someone who knew five moves, to a well-polished performer who won the women's title multiple times,and had an amazing send off a year back.

I was going by brute strength. Trish was speed and agility, but yea not gonna take away the fact that she was the most successful womens champion of her time.

They want Candice to be the next Trish, but she has a long way to go.

FELIPE NO

Alright alright, forget the list >_>;;;;;;;;;;;;;;. All I'm saying is, they always bring in some chick that can bench press 500 and start beating on the entire womens roster.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm pretty sure the "mystery" partner, Sting has, is none other than Booker T. Two organizations, and is a multi-time world champion.

Spoiler:

Because it is not Scott Hall.

Oh and I expect to see Chris Masters appear on TNA too.

And Big Pappa Steroids will always be my favorite trash talker.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Now for some guess work on why it could be him.

-Before Angle left, he was fueding with Booker T and Mark Henry
-Lets not forget the big plot revolving around Sharmell.


"This is a guy you worked with. A guy you rubbed the wrong way"

ANNND I don't see Booker T as TNA material honestly.

It could also be Ric Flair, but hes still in "negotiation"(just quit man)

-Flair and Angle have wrestled on numerous occasions. Trying to determine who is the true master mat technition. Other than Hogan, and Booker T, Flair is the last guy(as far as my memory serves) with WORLD championchips multiple times on both companies.

This could even be a plot twist at Genesis. It might not be either one of them.

How ya doing, buddy?

The Maven that dissappeared years ago? He was a..IC champ once??

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ok man I get it =P.

Still though >_> <_< he better return with his old harlem gimmick.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

We know Vader was never coming back to the WWE after falling on his butt. harhar

L O L @ Cena being accused of using steroids. I'm sorry but that takes the cake on the whole "beat a man while hes down" scenario.

I was speaking idiomatically.

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! "Oh bro close your mouth, you have the breath of 1,000 asses".

HOLY COW.

Ok that must have been when the writers were awesome.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Matt Morgan is in TNA, and has a much better role. Currently he is Jim Cornetts "enforcer" and is a face.

OH! Forgot all about Genesis.

Ah yea Slash in regards to your comment on AJ Styles, I've been wandering what was so great/hyped about him. If only TNA went prime time a few months sooner. As for..the "bad news" now I dont think I want to watch TNA anymore -.-.

FELIPE NO

Well looks like it's official as if it was'nt obvious enough. Y2J is coming next monday.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

lol

The inter-promotional matchs are an obvious sign of experimenting. Anyone thinks Survivor Series might be Shawns last PPV? I can see three things happening:

1. He wins by the Sharpshooter.
2. He loses to the sharpshooter(i.e. Orton using it, hey it could happen)
3. Orton goes into Morton Anderson mode and kicks Shawns' head off for a 3-point field goal.

And the traditional tag team elimination is a given. Umaga is going to solo the whole other team and win.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

lol, I hope Cena realizes that while it maybe true that he's clean, CNN is doing a great job portraying him as a user. He's playing right into thier little game.

As for HBK, ever since the screw job, he's been a "cursed champion".

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Slash

yeah...but look at the way WWE pushes people.

PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH...O WAIT? Who R U?

Oh they push people. Push people into being jobbers. And thats all WWE really is, a jobber fest. You know who's going to win/lose, who wont get shots etc etc.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Spoiler:

Kaz didn't win, but it was a hell of a match. The third partner that'll be with Hall and Nash is Samoa Joe.

What I thought was the highlight of tonight was that lady telling Robert Roode where he can shove it. And she attacked his "#1 fan"(this woman must like men who play rough).

Booker T is now an official TNA wrestler, along with his do-...er wife Sharmell. I like his new theme song. It's remixed a bit. During this signing, Christian comes out to run his mouth. This is where I see TNA could become WWENA. It seems these two are going to pick up where they last left off before Christian left.

How ya doing, buddy?

I've noticed it and then some.. Its like getting divorced from a bad marriage and bringing all the dirty laundry from that bad marriage into a new one.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Eh, Suvivor Series was "meh".

When I used to live with my dad, I always had him rent the old wrestling PPVs(back when he was a huge fan) and he'd ask "Why you always watch the old stuff?"

"Because back then was more exciting".

The question itself came off as odd, since, well my dad is from the old school >_>. LOL, I know this is random, but when I was looking through the Survivor Series section on wwe.com, I saw a picture of Bret Hart and he reminded me of those days, honestly I want to meet this guy and shake his hand lol. I watched all Wrestle Mania's up to..13(didn't see another til 23), and a few Starcades. I think it's crap when Christian Cage says he made ladder matchs famous or something, when Shawn and Scott Hall created the ladder match and that match is still the best one I've ever seen. Scott Hall, then Razor Ramon, definitely made the IC title an important belt and not just a belt we see now, that gets tossed on people as a means of a "mini push". Not ragging on Jeff Hardy, he's cool and he bounced back well from drugs abuse.

Ok Im ragging on Jeff Hardy.. but if he should lose it, I'd want Kennedy to have it.

(evolves into a rant)

Even the WWE title has lost a lot of value. That little jackass Batista, who thinks cancer victims are just as HEALTHY as him, I have to say that, the former WCW title is perhaps receiving it's last ounces of "passion" from a holder, and Batista gives it alot.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I had shitted a couple of bricks.

Spoiler:

LMAO!!!!!! That guy did ALL THAT RUNNING just to get clotheslined.

And JR might as well said what he wanted to say about Cody's mother >_>.

Erisu - it's only been those two. Don't forget the hot potato-ing it went through between Edge and Cena. I view the title holders in a unexplainable way. Like whoever has it, determines the value of the title..

FELIPE NO

As for the crowd reaction, I expected it to be a bit more explosive, but hey we all knew he was coming anyway. (man if the Rock ever comes back..) And yes Y2J does look more buffed, infact he looks like a different man. Maybe he was under a lot of stress before leaving, but he definitely looks different. I would have shitted a cement block if he called Randy "junior". The only thing that was missing that night lol.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Slash

Apparently the reason Kristal was kicked (you know..the chick who almost married teddy long) didn't want to do a certain angle...and I don't blame her. Basically the WWE wanted her to be the person who was the cause of the attack on Teddy, to get revenge (and she was going to be Edge's Lita) for stripping him of the title.

The lita thing was a real life incident as we all know. Secondly, a "cause a heart attack" script is the lowest any damn company can go. I want to know why bad health conditions are thought of as one big joke ..:/

Originally Posted by mortis

The foolish is that Shelton Benjamin is now on ECW (and therefore also Smackdown!). Very strange given that he had teamed with Haas the night prior for a loss. I guess there goes the WGTT (even though they kinda didn't do so well this time around), and probably Haas as well who was lost when he returned, semi-lost when he got teamed up again, and probably will be again now.

Why not just do away with the tag team division?

RAW has 3 teams, and two of which are exciting to watch. Smackdown has bap teams(not counting Hardy and MVP), and ECW has NO teams. WTF.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This time we might see HBK get thrown through a limo window, and it'll drive off with him still in the window, and then a bus will hit the limo head on. It'll explode.

The driver of both vehicles, and person who threw him through the window will be HHH.

HBK will be out for longass time, and it'll be Monday Night Game for about 13 months. Wrestle Mania 25 will come and Randy Orton is a thing of the past - HHH will have the belt. HBK in his LAST LAST title opportunity will win it and then retire(and get pedigreed at the ceremony that will be on the following Monday Night Raw, while on the ground struggling to get up, he'll be punted by Randy Orton).

SEVERAL YEARS PASS and there will be LEAKED promos of HBK returning, and official promos. A picture of a big male ass(also familiar pants design) with a heart on it and then faded out with a date. By this time, HHH will be a 57-time World Heavy Weight Champion. He will be talking and the camera will zoom in on him, the arena will black out and then come back with HHH on the mat out cold. HBK will be there looking at him the way he looked at Hogan when he superkicked him. He'll grab the mic and say:

"WRESTLE MANIA 42"
"HELL IN A CELL"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ok so..Edge and Vicky. Ok nothing wrong with moving on, but damn.. Edge..? And what a way to make someones career go sour. I was just beginning to like her :/.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.