[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

I saw Val Venis on the poll and thought, "Man, it's been a long time since I saw him. Why not give the guy a chance? He deserves it." Clicked vote and to my surprise he was in 3rd at that point.

Yep I think thats why a lot of people voted. But you see how he quickly got thrown out of the picture. The match between him and Santino didnt even happen. Instead that match got converted into a squash match with Stinsky being the squasher.

Perhaps a message to us saying "Sorry, Val is done people. Keep dreaming".

IMO all the low carders on Heat and Velocity need some kind of chance.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

TNA's website has a bad webhost. Poor thing is down like 80% of the time.

I was under the impression that Matt Morgan was heel during my first viewing of TNA Impact. He will make a great main eventer. After all, this is the same guy who F5'ed the Big Show twice(and a fued that never got off the ground..)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm going to say that the match between Umaga and that british wrestler was totally inappropriate and didn't help the image of the country that the WWE HQ resides in. The UK fans could have perceived it the wrong way.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Very interesting name you have there. lol

Anyway..never heard of it, but I've seen a lot of botched things in wrestling. The funniest is definitely the botched stunner Stone Cold gave Linda, albeit on purpose no doubt.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ok I watched Botchamania 12. LOL! Carlito ran smack dab into the camera and busted his face open.

It seems that the brand splits end is being set in motion: WWE: TV Shows > ECW > Articles > 10/16/2007 > Partnership forming?

This will be good for ECW as they don't really have anybody. Those guys Punk is feuding with, thats all the main eventers they got.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Booker is fine as it is, having his own promotion and all. Other than Jericho(not counting Flair yet), he was one of the last remaining main eventers from the WCW Era.

Originally Posted by Slash

Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say the following.

I'm sure we'll all start watching again if they brought back true hardcore wrestling

No kidding. btw I didn't like Sharmell either.

And now there is a "ECW Online". This gives me the impression that Sci-Fi wants to boot them off air.

FELIPE NO

I like how that list doesn't include Steven Richards. I mean I know the guy fell off the earth since the collapse of the Right to Censor, but damn.

Most amazing jew boots

TNA doesn't sanction thier wrestlers move sets it seems.

It was refreshing to have Angle come out and he's not "you suck"'ed to death by the fans. The entrances are very old school and everyone has there own.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Samoa Joe is a freaking one man machine..

I like the fight for the right thing. I wish the WWE had that. Instead of #1 contendership being given to people on a silver platter.

Spoiler:

The Dudleys wanna destroy the X division as they ruined the FFTR match between the Machine gun guys.

Angle got Jackknife Powerbombed by Nash.
Disco Inferno needs to follow Scotts advice. Give it up because he sucks. Still in great shape, and still jobbing to people ;p.

Kaz advances in the fight for the right.

Christian Cage and Samoa Joe, best match I ever seen involving Christian >_>. My brain is tired and all I can remember is a shit load of guys jumping Samoa Joe and he whooped all of thier asses, until he got hit in the back with a chair from Roode. Christian won the right to move on in the FFTR tournament.

Most amazing jew boots

GRAND MASTEH SEXEH!!! Miss that guy! Too Cold Scorpio? Talk about a blast from the past.

TNA better be careful not to go down the path of WCW..

Originally Posted by mortis

And so, hot of the heels of a huge angle, Kristal is now (supposedly) released.

Mortis, why not just release the entire WWE roster? Might as well get it over with.

Lex huh.. hes probably suffering from depression too, if he's yet gotten over the death of Elisabeth. And ffs scott hall stop dissappearing.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I did like how Rey and Finely were like screwed out of the 1# contender thing(no 1# return match after the double DQ :/). Nothing like being chokeslammed and the dude who did it got insta-title shot. Damn. Anyway I do worry about TNA being saturated with WWE talent, but I also worry that at some point down the road Jeff might slip up and get himself bought out by Vince :/. WWE has great talent, there's no doubt, but they are held back, used to death and under poor storylines + all the playing favorites going on. It is getting to be a very bland show. I'm surprized Brian Kendrick and Paul London are allowed to do all that amazing stuff in the ring.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I don't know about you guys but him doing that running powerslam sent me down memory lane. That was a very classic style of wrestling he displayed. The old fashion european uppercut and all. Impressive first win against a veteran.

The way Candice fell made me think of Owen Hart -.-. Very glad to look on wwe.com with it void of the news:

"Candice Michelle dies from head injury".

How ya doing, buddy?

Yea I just lost all respect I had for Batista. Fuck that.

I saw that breakdown(it was on youtube). Even before that though, it was pretty obvious. If she wants to make big returns a secret, promos like that need to be left out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Good ol' Earl Hebner. He's now screwed two of wrestlings biggest stars. LOL

FELIPE NO

Yea but that was the one time I liked the guy. He stood up for Sting. I've never seen an announcer grow big enough balls to do what he had done. I am pretty sure JC was going to say that Tenay was going to be Stings partner lol. Hence, I smell a GM heel turn coming soon.

Did Nash die his hair for character persona purposes??? I know he cannot be THAT old.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Hehe, Kennedy is 0/2 against Jeff.. you know what they say about that third time. Mr.I make fun of cancer victims vs. The Undertaker - that match is going to be fucked for sure. Matt is probably not going to make the PPV and if he does, he'll be at a physical disadvantage.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by DarkMageOzzie

So.... guys. Is TNA worth watching? I haven't watched wrestling in like two months since I got fed up with WWE. The only reason I watched it as long as I did after Wrestlemania is because I was obsessed with Mickie James. Then they jobbed her into oblivion.

I used to watch TNA, but I kept forgetting it was on and some people have told me it's gotten pretty bad now. Is that true?

From the last show, it's starting to appear very WWE-esque(lots of interferences and people being screwed, etc) (my dad used to be a huge fan, but he stopped being one because "I'm tired of people ruining good matchs".)but the wrestlers are allowed to be more athletic so you'll see more exciting matchs when compared to WWE.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Only wrestler with style similar to Shawn is Marty Jennety, and he keeps being fired by the company. Steven Richards could pass off for a fake Shawn. Otherwise, I think dagget made a typo there :P. I forgot Cyber Sunday was yesterday. I'm sure it was good, but I couldnt watch it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I just hope he keeps his original entrance theme music. It's my second favorite next to Bret Harts'.

I like how Vince is hinting at what could possibly go down at the Survivor Series.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The Montreal Screwjob needs to be left in the past and out of storylines.

And it could go the other way around for the reunion. Triple H could be doing that double crotch chop and then BAM Sweet Chin Music(I will be laughing so hard..).

I was speaking idiomatically.

I don't see why not. The last time he came back, he had several good fueds, and even came out as a champion for a bit.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Lol, Shawn being heel got him into all kinds of shit that nearly ended his career.

Break the code..

Survivor Series is the 18th. The 19th is Monday. If I'm was more sure, I'd bet some money. But I think he's not showing up for the PPV, but Raw instead.

FELIPE NO

I think Cena would rather want to stay face. We all know as well him that the only reason why he got booed so much was because 1)He was portrayed as unbeatable(and was..) 2)His gimmick blows 3)People wanted a new champion. That title just brought him more and more hate every day he held it. I imagine he doesn't mind NOT being champion.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

lol @ Masters who's already been busted once before over this.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

The hell? What did they get suspended for? Is this another Wellness Policy violation? Maybe they thought "If we trash our hotel rooms, we'll get world titles!"

"And take a nice big shat in hawt diva's purses!"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

She holds the record for the longest reigning womens champion. 50 years or something like that.

There's nowhere I can't reach.