Help me please.......

Man, I had to check the thread date to make sure it wasn't posted on April 1st. I know this makes me a horrible person, but I'm having a very hard time believing this is actually for real. It just seems too...perfect. There are so many hilariously awesome quotes in there, I can't pick just one (although the Naruto one seems especially ROFL-worthy). And considering the sheer length...I'm tempted believe there was a lot of Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V involved.

If it's really not a joke, though...well, you've taken a step in the right direction. Expressing your feelings is a big part of the healing process. It's important to find someone you can talk to and sort things out with, because as much as you keep saying it, you are NOT alone in this. People have been getting their hearts broken by first loves since history began. You're bound to know someone who's gone through the exact same thing...talk to them, and ask them to help you through it. It might be hard, it might make you feel vulnerable, but it's better than perpetuating this torture you're describing.

Jam it back in, in the dark.