How much shit do you put on your body?

Aside from the usual shampoo and conditioner, I also have a facial cleanser, moisturizer, compact powder, and a spray or perfume. I don't use the latter a lot though. Also, I don't really use any other hair products except for very light hairspray just in certain areas. Otherwise, my hair tends to stay rather straight and moist as long as the weather isn't too humid. I also sometimes use a little eye makeup depending on how I feel on a particular day or what my plans are. I use chapstick as well, and I know I have at least six of them that I keep in various locations so I have one handy at all times.

How ya doing, buddy?