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I did some co-op with Plarom yesterday. All he wanted to do was escort missions so he could fuck old ladies. It was really awful.
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Hey, I just wanted to try some activity and escorting was literally (and luckily) the first thing we stumbled onto. I didn't intend on playing for too long, but considering we failed once, there was no way I could let it end like that. Regardless, it would have been nice if we were able to switch positions. I wanted you to fuck some old ladies, too.
Even though we didn't do many activities it was still awesome slaughtering cops and gang members in droves. It got to the point where FBI trucks were sliding up to us so frequently that we stole one of their armored vehicles and continue to cause havoc. The best part about the ensuing chase was, while Jessy was driving and I was gunning, we smashed through a police barricade and ended up airborne, crash landing into the middle of a river. Jessy managed to get out (and subsequently get cut down by police boats), but I somehow got
trapped inside the vehicle and drowned.
On top of all that, just walking around never provided a dull moment either. At first, I wondered what that loud, electric crackle was that sent my body slamming into the ground, often in front of traffic. I came to find out that it was just Jessy, get her jollies from tasing a black man.
Great times. The best thing about it is that we barely scratched the surface. There's a huuuge amount of things to do, all wildly different from the other, so staying definitely entertained isn't a problem!
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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