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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Just get 4 shots of tequila and down them in immediate succession. You'll be awesome. And laying on the floor.

Seconded. After you hit the floor all the hot chicks'll dogpile you.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

I think it would just be a more efficient use of your time. You need to lighten up, see. Pot can do that for you. ^_^

Mmm, what a lovely suggestion! Though I don't know if Dopefish would be too accepting of the lifestyle, I think everyone should try atleast it once.

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

I drink Sprite 80% of the time.

Like Minion and Sass, I rarely drink soda. However, I never drink coffee since it leaves me too wired, then a little fatigued. I drink water constantly and make sure I always leave the house with a bottle for the day.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Dopefish needs to learn to love himself and his life - with or without a girlfriend or alcohol or weed. When he does that, all the pieces will fall into place.

Very sound advice!

There won't be any noticable change in your life externally, Dopefish, until you try to evolve internally first. Spend some time finding out what genuinely makes you happy and not what may make you happy.

Think about your past, your ambitions, and anything that makes you you. Once you're comfortable with yourself, with the good AND the bad, many of your problems will fade away.

Have you ever just stood infront of a mirror staring at yourself, searching for a spark in your own eyes? I recommend you try it and don't stop until you find something other than disdain looking back at you.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

Good things about me and my life:

• I'm economically stable. (I live at home, but I could probably live by myself.)
• I'm happy that I have been able to not drink for as long as I have. The longer I go the prouder I am that I haven't drank, though that may be related to how social I'm not.
• I'm happy to be atheist and politically independant.
• I'm happy I'm not an idiot and I want to go to school.
• I'm happy people like me, even if it's just because I'm nice to everyone.
• I'm happy I'm not an asshole.

You misunderstood me. I wanted to know what makes you happy to be alive, rather than things in your life that make you happy. Notice the difference?

(I know I posted that like, a bunch of days ago! )

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by The Dopefish

I don't see a difference.

Therein lies the problem, my friend!

You need to discover some purpose for your life in order to have success within your life.

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