Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

Oh. Shit.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ahahaha. Yes.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'm willing to try out the rebellion idea. However, I don't think losing a road is anywhere near as BRUTAL as losing all of your resources! If anything, I'd bring that down to half the player's resources.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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No. Good day to YOU, sir.

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Mmm.. 2 delicious wheat to feed my hordes of lonely sheep.

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Development cards are wheat/sheep/iron, right?

Anyone want a WOOD(Y) for an (WH)ORE?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ahahaha, that's beautiful! I hadn't even thought of that!

BUYIN' 2 DEV CARDS

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Actually, that's not entirely true. At the very beginning of this game I knew that having road building would be absolutely necessary to win. It took much longer than normal for anyone to even get longest road in the first place. The only way I could possibly get it is by completing a circle of roads~

I gave up on that idea a long time ago and opted to change my strategy to city building. Now, I'm finding myself back where I start. FULL CIRCLE.

FELIPE NO

Ahah. Ha. Haha.

I don't even know what to do with myself.

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Does anyone have a brick that they're willing to trade?

Most amazing jew boots

Also, who's red? I'm about to rob that motherfucka.

(Hi Rasputin. <3)

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Alright, I'll use my ROAD BUILDING and build westward from my 8,10,2 settlement, then another going southwest from that. Essentially cutting off the tip of Radez's penis.

I'll also use mah solider and put it on the 8 brick. The one with Radez's city and Skex's settlement. I'll steal from good 'ol Skex, and wait a liiiiitle bit longer to see what I get before ending the turn!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I had a dream that I stole a brick from Skex~

Most amazing jew boots

Oooohoho, yes. YES.

I'll build one more road (WITH MY NEWLY ACQUIRED BRICK) from my 2,3,11 settlement going west, and finally end the turn!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Me neither. Not even.. In my wildest dreams?

BWAHAHAHA

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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Wowza! For as often as I like to check this thread I can't believe I missed this. Thanks for that PM, Radez!

And Deni has the right idea. As if all of you didn't know you could butter me up with vast amounts of liquor.

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Yes. I get to move the black man and steal a mofo's TV. Huzzah!

I'll ponder who that lucky SOB will be as I shower.

It'll probably Radez, only because I always think of him when I'm nude.

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Going to have to put it on the 8 brick, the one with Radez's city and Skex's settlement.

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And steal from Radez, naturally~

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll take yo brick!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I will actually end said turn!

FELIPE NO

Wowza, I've got so many cards.

Anyone want to give me a wheat for EITHER a wood, sheep, or brick?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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Oho, Apparently I don't even need it! Thanks anyway, Radez, for your appropriately capitalized response!

Building a CITY on my 10/8/2/ settlement, and rolling~

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Bahfrump. Hay Radez, want to trade me any of your newly acquired wheat for an iron?

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

Buyin' a development card~

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Got mah soldier. I don't remember where the soldier currently is, but I'm putting on the 4 wheat with Radez's cities. IF it's there already, I'll move it to to the 9 ore with Radez and Rasputin's cities.

Largest army, yay/nay?

And Radez, I'll just take back that iron you just traded to me. BECAUSE YOU MUST BE STOPPED. <3

Ending

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Whoa. WHOA.

Awesome game, guys! I definitely saw this win coming for Radez. There was just no way to stop his momentum.

This game took a little over four goddamn months. Holy Christ.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Without a doubt.

Hyde, good fucking job. You were going through a pretty intense transformational stage, yet, I'm know you handled yourself well. You could have easily gave up, but you didn't. Kudos to you!

I was speaking idiomatically.