Strangers in the Alps (GFF Settlers of Catan)

I know that he's on the road, but I also know that he'll probably make his move the first chance he gets to access to a computer.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alright, I talked to Frank.

As he said in his own words, 'some shit went down,' so he's been on the road recently and hasn't had access to a computer. Considering he has a lot on his plate right now, he asked me to take the reins over in his absence.

I didn't particularly want to, and at first I thought about asking Hyde to take over his spot, but that probably wouldn't work well either. So! I suggest we find someone else (i.e. spam Skexis with PMs to join mid-game)!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I could do that, but I'd rather fully finish off the game. Just because of all the BLOOD and SWEAT and ANGST poured into this game, I'd rather see it all the way through!

Though, if we don't find a 4th, then by all means lower the winning score.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ok, cool!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ahahaha.. I never actually went on a PM spam fest. I was waiting to see some kind of input from you guys!

But hey! Skexis is here and ready to play! Huzzah!

(Now get to rollin')

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Areyoueven mothereffin' kidding me.

INSTA-DICK MOVE

FELIPE NO

2 Dice Rolls Die #2

Guess I'll just roll then~

Additional Spam:
::sighs::

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'll trade a sheep for a wheat!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hah, alright then, turn COMPLETED.

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I've got lots of ore.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Perhaps I should roll!(?)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

2 Dice Rolls Die #2

You would build a road between 9/11.

Additional Spam:
Whoa, whoa. Let me roll while I'm still drunk.

Additional Spam:
Hah! I knew I was gonna get some more goddamn ore.

I just knew it.
(Concluding post made at 4:30AM.)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Whoops! Perhaps I should have waited until I sobered up, eh?

I was just a lonely wood. Wood, for my loins.

Does anyone feel like giving me a brick so it can make sweet love to my wood?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh gee well perhaps. Maybe? An ore for sale!

FELIPE NO

Seriously? No one wants an ore, for ANYTHING?

Additional Spam:
Well then, fine!

I'm giving 4 ORE, for a single brick? Merely so I can build a road westward between my 12 and 6, just so I can POTENTIALLY STOP Skex from having longest road!

I'll end my turn unhappily.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yes, yes, this is sensational!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That's a negative, Raputizzles.

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2 Dice Rolls Joint

I will actually buy a dev card to start things off.

Additional Spam:
Sure, I'll roll too!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Humbug! I'll just end tha turn.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I can't make any deals! But it doesn't matter anyway, since the offer is already expired!

I was speaking idiomatically.

2 Dice Rolls Rollin'

Woop woop.

Additional Spam:
I'd like to build a settlement on the 8, 3, and 3:1 port.

(I honestly don't even remember the requirements for a settlement, but I've got at least one of everything!)

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I am not!

I was actually hoping someone could list the requirements for a settlement, just so I know what I have left!

How ya doing, buddy?

Alright! Anyone interested in wheatz? I've got a fair amonut~

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

An iron, actually! Sorry for needlessly stretching this out.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Consider it done! Now.. consider it.. Done!

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