[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by Manny Biggz

The problems started yesterday at the ECW PPV when everyone realized that the show really stunk.

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I like how Vince basically wrestled control of the show from Heyman, booked a few months of the show, and now all of a sudden because Vince's booking stinks Heyman takes the blame.

I love the whiplash effect that people in TNA/ROH are probably feeling over this. Any interest from any of them to jump to the WWE has probably been squashed upon seeing the lack of push CM Punk has received.

ECW needs to be laid to rest, and this time not re-resurrected into a freak zombie that eats brains and kills logic. Hey, didn't ECW have a zombie character?

lol irony

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TNA has been on the upswing ever since they got their Spike TV deal. While I don't doubt Heyman's presence would actually be interesting in TNA. If they brought in Rob Van Dam along with Heyman, there could be an Extreme Alliance (lol triple pun against the WWE) type of stable where all of the old ECW guys kinda come together under Heyman's leadership, leading up to a big X-Division against Extreme Alliance type feud.

If they play it like WCW did with Hall and Nash arriving using the whole "What the hell is he doing here?" type thing, then have people join with him (specifically ECW guys) to form an nWo-like stable, it would be interesting. Even more interesting if a TNA main player hopped over into it. It would be like an Extreme nWo, done right, while maintaining surprise and storyline element that would blend in with wrestling.

This and a two hour show would have me watching it EVERY SINGLE TIME.

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I'm not sure, I don't remember in recent memory where something like that was done outside of the nWo angle. It's really just one of many ways they can use Heyman in a fresh wrestling-involved angle.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

The end all to WWE logic is quite simple.

Send your bullshit old talent to training or the retirement home. Bring in OVW and other developmental territory guys and give them a shot. Package them up with a gimmick, leave a few old guys around to give them the rub, and start building new stars.

This is what they should do, contrary to the assrape they continually do to people that watch their show. I don't even need to name names at all. It's time for a change of scenery, period.

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No, he actually had a child with Stephanie McMahon so he dropped out of the title scene and has just been fucking around now since the birth of the child a while back. He was supposed to go back after the title this year during Wrestlemania but suffered another quad injury on his opposite quad like the one he suffered in 2001. So he's out of action for another 4-6 months.

If anyone's being abusive now, it's Vince McMahon himself.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

The only reason they gave him that name was so that they could "own him." Yes, own him. They want the intellectual property rights and trademark rights to whatever the hell they do.

Also, Bam Bam Bigelow is dead.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

LOL Christian opening a door right into Hurricane's head.

"STAND BACK, THERE'S A NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION COMING THROUGH!"

and immediately pins him and wins the title.

Undoubtedly one of the most brilliant pieces of work they put together. Shame they don't bring the title back and do it again with the mid-card that doesn't have shit to do half the time.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Cena will keep the WWE gold until the Iraq war is over. Because you know, a soldier always keeps fighting until the battle ends. This is the only reason he still has the belt, to appeal to all the "SUPPORT OUR TROOPS" people out there.

Cena and Orton needs to start up, and Orton needs to take the belt. Then of course, Edge gets pissy when Orton has the gold, leading to the eventual breakup of Rated RKO. Since Michaels is pissed off with all of them anyway, this would give us a Fatal Four Way at Wrestlemania for the title.

Least that would be somewhat entertaining.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

The entire first episode plus an additional unaired triple threat match can be found on http://wsx.mtv.com in case anyone didn't see it. The wrestling is perfect, but the presentation can die.

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In case anyone frequents the Xelium IRC server on Gamingforce (open mIRC use /server irc.xelium.net or use ChocoChat link above under Quick Links) I've went ahead and opened #wrestling as a channel. We can do live show discussions or discuss PPV results and what not. Since the advent of WSX, we have four known mainstream brands (WWE/TNA/ROH/WSX) so there's a lot to discuss these days.

If you can't make it in there, I'm sure some of what we talk about will find it's way here. :P

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So long as most people consider it one, I have to recognize it as one. It's also still unknown as of yet whether or not the show will tape a second season, but for all intents and purposes it's a brand.

A bit of a slap in the face of traditional indies I might add, but that's what TV deals do for you sadly.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

McMahon apparently calls himself the "Doctor of Hardcore" now and has changed his intro video for the first time ever since getting No Chance in Hell as a theme song to have "ECW World Champion" pasted all over the video.

He's definitely thinking really, really hard about things.

How ya doing, buddy?

Vince McMahon IS...

Spoiler:

GHOST RIDER 2

seriously what the fuck was that

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About the only thing you can derive from that ending is that Vince is taking his on-air persona out of the picture forever while going out "in a blaze of glory" during his appreciation night. Either that, or Vince likes to play with fire in his spare time.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Mainstream wrestling's been fucked since early 2001 when competition ceased to be, and nothing else ever filled that void.

I used to be a huge TNA mark, until they decided it would be smart to give away big money matches on TV and push talent made by other promotions rather than their own. Samoa Joe's deserved that TNA title now for god knows how long, along with most of the TNA core that was there when the promotion began. Cage, Sting, Angle, the Steiners, Team 3D, and everyone else that came in as additional talent should be helping to put over the in-house talent rather than use them as stepping stones.

Unless TNA gets their shit together, ROH is the last bastion. Heaven help the industry if Vince decides to start plucking more talent from ROH to reduce any possibility of competition.

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Nobody with any reasonable sense is buying the car bombing angle to any degree. It's the kind of shit that blurs the line between reality and the "show" itself, which does not help the business.

In other news, the only way the angle is going to pay off at ALL is if they make a returning Triple H the culprit.

"I MARRIED HIS DAUGHTER, KILLED HIM, AND TOOK OVER THE BUSINESS"

Which basically now amounts to publicizing the actual HHH/Stephanie relationship, and turning Triple H into a "Kingpin" (lol king of kings) where you find Stephanie torn between her husband, child, and her father. Shane now wants nothing more than pure revenge for it happening by claiming Smackdown and ECW as his own and pitting them against Triple H's RAW brand.

Then of course leading into Wrestlemania, Shane will finally get the best of Triple H leading to them squaring off where Shane will demand a handicap match against Triple H. Triple H will lawl and accept, and of course, the mystery partner will be none other than Vince McMahon himself. It'll be explained that the door on the OTHER SIDE was opened (as seen in the footage) and he survived the bombing, and bided his time waiting for the opportunity to get revenge. Shane and Vince will defeat Triple H with additional help from a now stable Stephanie McMahon who turns on Triple H, and Vince will make a spiel about how proud he is of Shane for standing up for what he built, and will hand the company over to Shane. Stephanie will "leave" Triple H on-air, and Vince will then permanently leave the on-air spotlight.

Passing the torch, compelling story, holy shit surprises, and a kickass ending that doesn't involve more bombs and death.

This is what is required, all else will fail.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Borg1982

If Benoit ended up murdering then there must be some logical reason for it.

There is never a logical reason to commit a double murder, especially of that seven year old boy. He did nothing to deserve that except get caught up in the stormy relationship of his parents.

Benoit took a hiatus from wrestling a while back to try and patch things up with his family. Obviously, this must not have worked. Wife decides she wants to leave him, and informs him of much that weekend. He becomes entranced in a bestial rage, kills his wife and then decides that his son has to go too because you know "I love them too much, and if they can't be with me then nobody deserves them!"

He awakens from his rage, realizes what he's done and promptly ends his own life.

Wife will probably end up strangled, son will end up suffocated (pillow over mouth). He'll have probably overdosed on prescribed pain medication.

He may have been a badass wrestler, but fuck if I ever want to see his ass in a Hall of Fame or be talked about fondly again. Doing what he did to his family just shits on the reputation of the industry, the people that trained him, and the fans who loved to watch his matches. Even had he not taken his life, he still would have had to face a double capital murder charge. Two consecutive life sentences or death row. By going out this way though, he's made to look like he needs to be mourned, and I don't believe so.

I feel bad for the families, and hope his wife and son rest in peace.

As for Benoit himself, I hope Eddie Guerrero rips him a new one.

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Personally, I'd rather be completely fooled into thinking this actually never happened and it was totally a work. I wouldn't be mad at all.

Most of my theory comes from what is known currently about the crime.

- No shots were fired, no breaking and entering done
- Wife killed first in study/living/office area
- Son killed second in a bedroom
- Chris died last in a weight room
- Original hiatus was for her neck surgery, but also to patch things up
- He forfeited a chance to become ECW Champion (title would have been his)
- His house is gated and guarded by two rather large dogs

What I put together only seems likely because he gave up the ECW title, as he would have won it, to go home for something that he obviously prioritized far and beyond over his own career. It had to be a mega serious issue to do that. Everything else I concluded just from the available information now.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Mostly various news sources, Associated Press and the like. Some reports have more information than others. A few of the reports are from WWE.com as well, which is why I said that I would like this to be a work. At the same time though, I'm in Corpus Christi and I can confirm they basically told the entire place to go home before the show even started. I don't think they'd actually choose to lose an entire televised show gate like this unless there was some foundation to the news being posted on WWE.com.

I'm certainly not basing theories on mere speculation.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by mortis

Sources in the Fayette County Police Department are now working under the theory that Chris Benoit killed Nancy on Saturday, son Daniel on Sunday, and then killed himself earlier today.

I really don't know how Benoit can literally go nuts for basically two or three days. Like, what was his mindset to go for three full days? Also, how DO they know the order?

It doesn't take too much more than a good look at the crime scene to establish that.

They establish that no shots were fired and there's no signs of any illegal entry into the household. They establish the time of death on all three corpses, and note the order of death from that. His wife died first, then his son, then Chris himself. Looking at the above fact, with Chris the last to die, it becomes easy to conclude that it was a double murder-suicide.

There aren't too many other possibilities once extenuating circumstances surrounding the area and the time of death is established for all three bodies.

Method/Motive is really all that remains.

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I'm not too familiar with how forensics works, but I'm sure it has to do with the state the body is found in. How much rigor mortis (no pun intended) has set in, probably a bunch of other underlying scientific factors. I wouldn't mind taking a forensics class eventually.

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Well, I sadly called everything but Benoit's cause of death.

I wish I could have been wrong too, but god damn to take innocent lives like that.

I'm hoping the coverage this gets starts a chain reaction to everyone else in the industry that they need to stay the fuck away from med addictions.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Looks like I may have messed up the order a bit too, but alas..

Originally Posted by CNN.com

Law enforcement officials confirm they believe wrestler Chris Benoit asphyxiated his son on Friday and his wife on Saturday morning before hanging himself later Saturday.

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That might be best, because there's no way in hell they can continue most of their plans considering the shit centered around the false death angles.

Just imagine how Johnny Nitro must feel right now. He's ECW Champion, but man... that belt has a cloud over it now.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So the guy that edited the Wikipedia page came forward and apologized, putting shit up that was only speculation on his part and not factually correct.

I'm sure conspiracy theorists will simply scream "HE'S DOING THAT TO HIDE THE CRIME! MY BENOIT WOULD NEVER DO SUCH FILTH!"

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