[Movie] 300

Everything in this movie was epic. If you took all the slow motion shots and put them in real time the movie would probably be little more than an hour. There is a limit of how much epic you can put into a movie before it turns silly. This was a very silly movie. Also very homo-erotic. But I went to the theater expecting that, and I enjoyed it for the non thinking trash it was. But I couldn't stop laughing at all the epic-ness.
There should be a drinking game where whenever something obviously epic occurs, you take a shot. At least the plot would make sense nearing the end of the game.

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