You are a threat to national security

Yeah... when Sailordaravon and I went to the courthouse to get married, we had to go through the metal detector. We passed and I put purse through the machine and it beeped. We went around and he asked me to open my purse. I said okay, and he looked into it for the contents and pulled out the disposable camera.

Of course box cutters aren't allowed into the courthouse either. o.O' My work requires a lot of box cutters so I warned the guard that its possible I carried one in my purse. O.o But it was the disposable camera that caught the alarm. He told us its okay as long as we don't take pictures anywhere in the building except in that "office". :\ Gee.

Jam it back in, in the dark.