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 Member 2089 Level 17.58 Mar 2006 |
My favorite games of all time:
Single Player - Tie between Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Metroid Prime (1 or 2, haven't played 3 yet). Multi Player - Super Smash Brothers Favorite Character of all time: Hands down, CONKER THE RED SQUIRREL. How could you not love a platforming character who can pull pretty much any item out of his arse whenever he stands on a giant letter B or gets a bright idea, including blowtorches, bricks (to crush a living furnace's enormous testicles), a sawed-off shotgun, or "confidence pills." Also, he can and will drink any other gaming character under the table and is not afraid to whip it out and piss on his enemies if he needs to. On top of all that, he manages to keep it cool even while he's dealing with foes like mutant gun-toting teddy bears and a giant singing pile of shit. Best of all, he's a fucking cartoon character who looks cuter and more harmless than Bubsy or Tails. RARE really went all-out in making Conker a total bad-ass. Jam it back in, in the dark.
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