The funniest insult you've heard.

My buddies and I were at a bar, and one was trying to talk to a chick. He tapped her on the shoulder, and she turned around with an annoyed look on her face. She looked at him, then looked at him slowly from head to toe and back again. Then she said "What do you want?" with a snerty look.

My buddy, not even fazed, threw up his hand and said, "That's okay. I had to go take a shit anyway," and promptly walked away without looking back.

To put it into perspective, think of the most bimboesque blond with big breasts you can, all done up for the club. Then think of an average looking guy, a little bit hefty, with a big ass scraggly beard. That's what made it so awesome. The look on her face as he walked away was priceless, as if someone who looked like that could ever dare to do that to her! I nearly spewed my beer all over my other buddy when we saw it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.