Things from your culture you never do.

Now that I'm old enough to choose for myself whether I would like to partake in my father's cross country skiing expeditions, I choose to do something more fun with my time, like counting the number of times the word "faggot" is used on internet forums. I don't like cross country skiing. In fact, I hate it. First of all it's so painstakingly dull, just going mile after mile in some never changing snow covered environment. Secondly, it's a surefire way to catch a cold. I could be wearing a space suit in the middle of summer; the minute I strap those skis on is the minute my nose starts to run.

Downhill skiing on the other hand, now that can be fun.

Jam it back in, in the dark.