How to Chug a Beer?

That beer bong must have been tiny if you can finish it in a second flat.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by NovaX

Of course, he's only talking about one beer, right? One beer is gonna down fast.

I know I can down a beer bong pretty quickly, 3 beers in about 5 gulps, but alot of my friends can't do it. I am not really sure how you'd open your throat, because I can do it, but there is no specific way I do it.

I've always been under the impression that a beer bong is made for the sole purpose to guzzle more then one beer in a short amount of time. My roomie's beer bong is made to hold 64 oz of beer and pretty much all beer bong's i have seen are similar.

If your using a beer bong for what it's meant and to it's maximum capacity, it is impossible to finish a beer bong in a second flat. Espically if the beer bong has a close/open valve on it.

Anyways, it is stupid to chug beer that quickly anyways, unless you plan to regulate yourself to piss water ( commerical brews ala Budweiser, Coors) the rest of your life. I would smack someone silly if i saw them beer bonging something like Dead guy ale or Guinness.

There's nowhere I can't reach.