[360] Trials Evolution: because you hate yourself (in a fun way)

Finally hit my current skill ceiling; I can get Gold or Platinum on everything but the Extreme tracks. I can Gold one or two of those, and a have a couple Silvers, and everything else is Bronze. Dark City finally broke me, it requires 35 or less faults, and I can't clear it in under something like 275. That one fucking jump it has is easily the hardest in the game, and the only jump in Trials HD or Evolution that I just literally don't understand. The super hard parts of HD or Evolution I would usually at least understand what the game wanted of me even when it was fucking insane, but this one jump I just still don't understand. I tried skipping that course but even on the other ones after it I'm still coming in at 100+ faults more than I can have for Silver.

I'll probably still play it some because I hate myself, but fuck. Still probably the best game so far this year though.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I GOT SILVER ON ALL ON THE EXTREME TRACKS FUCK YOU TRIALS

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, so ironically the first track is one of the hardest in the game to get a Platinum on. I got all Platinums on all of the Beginner tracks except that one, and all of the Easy ones except for one pretty easily. I've actually probably spent more time trying to get this first Platinum then all of my Extreme Silver runs combined, which is retarded.

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Yeah fuck that. I am completely unable to get this Platinum so I'm pretty much done.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You're just saying that because you want me to continue to suffer.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Sometimes.

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Yeah, I initially got stuck at the billboard itself, but since my post above there I figured out how to land it. I agree that the part right after it is surprinsgly difficult as well though in a much more deceptive way. I still think it's nowhere near as fucked as the billboard jump though. I have all Gold/Platinums on everything up to Extreme (I think?) and Silver or better on all the Extreme tracks and IMO the billboard jump is still the single hardest thing in that game. I'd still probably consider The Wreck to be the hardest track overall though.

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