[Multiplatform] Modern Warfare 2. 50 THOUSAND RUSSES USED TO CHEAT HERE.

I'm getting mine from Amazon (on the cheap) and I should have it sometime tomorrow afternoon I'd guess around 3ish. I've never played a CoD game online, so this ought to be interesting. Mr Goodhand and Mr Phong also are getting it tomorrow as well.

How ya doing, buddy?

By all accounts single player is pretty damn short; on first runs people are beating Hardened in 5-6 hours and Veteran in about 8.

How ya doing, buddy?

For some reason I can imagine you upstairs in your room trying to study, yelling down the stairs at your mom to keep it down as she does her second prestige.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Mo0

Also she doesn't like multiplayer because they yell at her.

This is both hilarious and sad.

Also I was serious in that one entry of yours, I honestly want to know what your mother's opinion of the first level is.

So are you getting this or what Skills?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

Yeah, yeah. I'll put on pants and go out and pick it up tonight or something.

If you're going to Walmart you don't even need to put on pants.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Uh, what?

Multiplayer was pretty fun. I got to the point where I was actually starting to break even and even go positive matches, then I got completely fucking raped the last 2 or 3 matches we played, sorry about that guys. This is my first CoD game online, so still trying to get the hang of it. I've noticed for whatever reason I'm either totally on a roll and killing 4 or 5 guys every time before I die, or I die like 10 times in a row with no kills, there doesn't seem to be a lot of in-between for me.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I still think it would be hilarious to have an entire team of people with Marathon Pro, Cold-blooded Pro, Ninja Pro and all using Riot Shields. I think if I turned around a corner and saw 6 dudes with Riot Shields barreling down on me I'd shit myself.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Colonel Asshole

Ahahaha. UNLIKELY.

"People we catch".

uhhh. How.

People they are directly playing in a game with? Of which video evidence exists? There is no record of it on their end, obviously, so uhh...

These empty threats never work. Bungie does the same thing and threatens standbyers. That also accomplishes fuck all.

I really wish these fear tactics worked, though. It'd be nice.

Completely agree. But in their defense Bungie actually DOES ban quite a lot of people, and can automatically detect that shit. Problem is that getting XBL trial codes is easy as hell. That said it's a hell of a lot easier having to start over on Halo 3 than it is MW2 since you'd have no unlocks, but like you said in this case since there's no server side tracking or anything like Bungie and other companies do I can't see how they'd possibly track this.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Tails

TEAM SCAR-H HOLLA

I fucking told you! Hi-five!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

When you guys talk about Weapon Mastery, you're just referring to unlocking all of the attachments on a weapon and unlocking the (first) title for the gun right? If that's the case I've got the SCAR and AUG mastered (I used the SCAR way past the point I mastered it), and I'm about done with the P90.

Originally Posted by Musharraf

Why would you want to master anything besides it?

Scar-H is awesome. Right now I've got a huge boner for the P90 though. It blows at range, but using it with Stopping Power seems to have clicked with me personally. With some guns it feels like even if I get the drop on people if I don't have Stopping Power (since everyone else does in non-hardcore) they can just react quickly and still kill me. With P90 + SP I feel like I can still move as quick as I'd like and still usually come out of confrontations on top. Most of the time when I die in this game it's usually from not being able to drop someone in a surprise or close-range encounter, so even though the P90 is shit at long range, it works for me personally and my K/D spread has gone up dramatically.

How ya doing, buddy?

Hilarious knifing video; this guy made an all knifing account, he's got about 5000 knife kills, 4 pistol kills, and nothing else. I found the tactical insertion one in the back of the plane hilarious.

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Also Anoj is doing MW 2 top 10's now, first one is out:

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Number One is pretty crazy, the dude is getting on-screen bonuses for like 20 seconds. Also I don't really get the spinning sniper stuff, is that a thing or something?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Mother of fucking God

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

These are worth bumping this corpse of a thread, I am literally in tears from laughing.

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"I've spawned in this house of fucking mirrors" lolololol

I was speaking idiomatically.

Actually at their forum I speculated that this is how Shimms percieves himself and the game when he plays. It would actually explain a lot. Especially the part about the wookie.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?