[Multiplatform] Left 4 STOP THROWING PIPE BOMBS AT THE TANKS

I think Skills was going to be down for something tonight. I'm back to my regular schedule so I don't get home until around 7:30, and I stayed on late last night to try to get a game because I don't know if I'll be around tonight, so don't count on me for tonight.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'll actually probably be around, my plans kinda chang-

Originally Posted by Tails

A game without Daravon would be interesting, actually.

OH I SEE HOW IT IS

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Technically you just did.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Also, are we getting anything on tonight? I see Skills, Tritoch, Lehah, and Goodhand on at least, although Tails is MIA. I should be on in a few either way.

How ya doing, buddy?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Anybody down for game(s) tonight? Skills and Tails are at work, and I don't imagine Goodhand will be on for long, but both me and LeHah are on, and Lehah's always game.

FELIPE NO

Well I'm the only one on besides Tritoch, who appears to be watching something on Netflix. How the HELL are Lehah and Moo not on? They're both always on! And at the same time....oh God you don't think they're.....OH GOD

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You're sitting on Moo?

I should be around pretty much all day, and Tails said he'd get on before work tonight.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Mo0

As for last night, I was at work and didn't make it home until about 10:15 or so.

As for today, I'm about to start cleaning my room.

I'll see you guys in October.

What are you, 8? How long can it possibly take you to clean a room?

How ya doing, buddy?

I'm on playing lolocean, so I guess we're just waiting for a fourth.

Additional Spam:
Me, Goodhand and Lehah need a 4th if anyone is on. Moo is on, but has been away so I can only assume he's eating, God help us all.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I can but do so much with my 4-man strength.

How ya doing, buddy?

You are so white it is amazing sometimes.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Trust is the foundation!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by LeHah

Independence day? More like In-dead-pendence day!

Really? That's the best you could do?

Originally Posted by Tails

I'm down for Friday for the most part, but I'd have to duck out at some point for work. The rest of the weekend is pretty much the same as always.

Wait what? I thought you were off Mon/Wed/Fri, you were giving me shit for not remembering that like 2 weeks ago.

But yeah, for some reason my company celebrates the 4th by having us closed on the 3rd (Friday), which sucks for those who actually have to work on the 4th. So I'll be around all 3 days pretty much. If I'm not on (I'm hoping to finish KH2 this weekend) have any of the various people who have my number give me a ring.

FELIPE NO

So what's your schedule for the next 4 days look like then?

Also let the record show that we are not playing L4D tonight because Tails chose Dragon Ball Kai over us. Normally I could have guilt-tripped him into playing anyway, but he was going to watch it with his sister. I figure pissing her off now will hurt my chances of the hookup later, so I'm erring on the side of caution here.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

When I got on and talked to Tails about an hour ago, you, me, him and Moo were the only people on, and I dunno if we could have gotten Moo for sure anyway.

Originally Posted by Tails

Daravon just refuses to play without me or some shit.

OBSESSED

Apparently you're confusing me for LeHah, since he has a "hunger" for L4D only we can satisfy. If I really want to play I'll jump in with randoms, but usually L4D is mostly a hangout/chat thing for most of us anyway.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

So do we want to try to set up like an actual time to try to meet up? I'm off tomorrow, but I'm not sure if anyone else is. Assuming not, giving Tails time to wake up and everyone else to get home, maybe try to set something up around 5-6 EST tomorrow?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

If any of the regular crew has your number, no one's mentioned it. I'm sure Skills has it, but Skills is rarely on with us, I can only recall playing with him maybe once in the last month.

Also that is kind of sad. You and Lai Lai should start a club.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by LeHah

I'm off tomorrow as well. Any time is good since I did all my chores and shopping the last two days so I can kick back like a good American and grow fat and lazy drinking beer and watching The Right Stuff on DVD.

Hit me up whenever.

That's.....actually exactly what I did.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

When you get laid a lot, you get over its importance. You'd know that if you touched vaginas instead of pipe bombs. And by pipe bombs I mean cocks.

(look at this. I'm ready for smack talk. L4D here I come.)

I am married you know...to the cock. That's why I always insist on taking point when the Tank appears, I can't get the mental image of a giant dong rushing towards me out of my head.

What's your work schedule like this weekend or whatever? I have no idea what you even do.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Alright, I'm about to eat then I'm game. LeHah's already on, when we're about to get going I'll text and Deni and tell him to pull out and get on the 360.

Additional Spam:
So despite Deni's claims that he is ready at any time, apparently he's "working", so we'd need to get another for 4th if we're gonna play.

I was speaking idiomatically.

We threw 3 pipe bombs at that tank, then we got boomed right after, hilarity ensues

WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY PIPE BOMBS LEFT???

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

BOOMER SHARK

DUN DUN

DUN DUN

FELIPE NO

What's most depressing about this is that it makes you realize even though we destroy random people, we still totally suck.

YouTube Video

This is just a compilation video, he's got 9 others up that have equally insane stuff going on, along with non-hunter stuff. There's a couple crazy spots you can get up on I didn't know about along with some crazy smoker pulls. Also some interesting spots and windows I didn't even know existed, Jesus. Also it's in one of the other videos, but I had NO FUCKING CLUE you could essentially "pin" Tanks on ladders. Also need to start seeing if I can do hunter pushing on 360. I think we've gotten complacent, I really need to start looking around the levels more again

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Don't forget guys, Kyndig's able to break the damage cap with Hunter pounces.

Also as far as I know Hunter pushing is in the 360 version, but I had forgotten about it even existing until last night, I need to check that out. I know one or two people who can do hunter walljumping almost as good as those videos, but yeah it's a hell of a lot harder on 360.

Additional Spam:
Messed around a bit in a hilarious randoms game, I didn't get much of a chance to experiment with hunter pushing, but bunny hopping appears to definitely be in the 360 version.

Also from now on YOU fuckers need to rope games together. I'm getting annoyed with the fact that it seems that everybody is usually wanting/willing to play, but it's always somehow up to me to call people or get everybody together, even when everyone's already online and wants to play. Or we'll plan to get on, and people don't get on, or people tell me to call them then they never answer or call back, etc. Most of you peeps have my number and know my schedule, gimmie a ring if you want to play.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, so I woke up this morning, already saw Shake Appeal playing it, and was still so groggy that I didn't even notice I paid 800 for it -_-. I'm curious what, if anything, they'll do for people who paid 800. I'm sure there's a good chunk of people who honestly probably didn't know any better as well.

There's nowhere I can't reach.