Talents You Wished Were Yours

Wow. I realize the purpose of this forum, but I'm shocked at how many music-related wishes were posted.

Me? If we're talking straight talent, I'd love to be able to communicate brilliantly about religion at a moment's notice. If the question is "ability," I'd like to be as compelling in the long term as I am when being brief. I'm great at parties (problem: I hate schmoozing) and can compose reasonably compelling sketches, tunes, short stories, and short subject films. I'm a great editor for others, too, in most capacities. Whenever I try to create something of my own that's full-length, however, it turns out to be mediocre. *sighs*

How ya doing, buddy?