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I always have weird dreams; been seeing a lot of getting into car accidents lately.

My favorite is still Sprout and I frantically looking for people on 5th ave in NYC with a baby strapped to his ankle.

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So I just had this weird dream. This guy Rob I work with submitted a picture of this golf course and said, that we were going to compete. Each of us stood like on one side of a castle (wtf) and a ninja (wtf) was going to do the first shot. What I soon discovered, is that Rob had cheated his course into like a weird infinite loop where as long as you were able to hit the course just right, you'd get a whole in One.

So I discovering this like on the mornIng of the competition, come up with a counter proposal. I say, "okay Rob, since you were so kind to provide us with the course, I will provide the ninjas, but i only have 2000 of them. So since we're doing his for fun anyways and it's only this one hole, how about we change up he rules? Each of us takes turns with one ninja trying for a hole in one, and if our ninja does, we use another nnja to try again. The person who use up the most ninjas win."

So long story short, I won because I had calculated out the course mathematically on a computer and programmed my ninjas on a prone Tory shot course, only variance being the angle/direction of the shot. I programmed Rob's ninjas tobe more "human". By the time he used his third ninja to make a shot that worked, I had already figured out the perfect trajectory, and the next ninja I used and onward had all made hole-in-ones, winning me the game with a 1997:3 score against Rob. At the momen the last ninja had made its shot, I woke up rubbing the side of my nose because I felt something wet trickle down into my throat. Half asleep, I reached over to my nightstand to get some tissue, blew my nose and woke up (like mentally awake) discovering a pool of blood on said tissue.

There's nowhere I can't reach.