Your Best and Worst Concoctions

So, what were some things you've cooked/mixed up in your kitchen this year that turned out to be either the worst shit you've ever drank/eaten your entire life, or the best thing you've had since sliced bread?

the Worst:
My friend had some cheap ol' Tequila in her cabinet and decided she was going to Mickey-Mouse some margarita's by mixing it with Grapefruit Soda. Needless to say, cheap tequila should not be consumed, period. Especially not anything with corn syrup as a sweetener.

the Best:
Cheesecake. Never did I know that using a professional KitchenAid mixer-stand would make all the difference in making the same old cheesecake mixture to something AMAZINGLY DELICIOUS. It's the same cheesecake recipe I've used for YEARS, and never did it come out as fluffy and moist and delicious as it did when I used my roommate's mixing stand with the paddle extension.

the Unexpected:
Equal parts Black Coffee and Green Tea. Someone at church offered it to me to try and it was surprisingly refreshing. It gave me a caffeine kick that brightened me up, and it was not too bitter (I can never drink coffee straight) that I didn't need to put sugar in it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Best: #1: Three-cheese macaroni. It's like any normal macaroni & cheese, except that in addition to the Velveeta (must use Velveeta because it mixes well), you stir in melted monterey jack and Philly cream cheese as well. The cream cheese makes all the difference in the world and is the key ingredient. I also like to fry up some bacon and dice some pepperoni, then stir them both into the pot. It's very fattening but it's worth the cardiac shock.

This seems enticing. I'm almost curious to see how it would taste if it was fried.

There's nowhere I can't reach.