Bus Driver and Public Transit Nightmares

I was kicked off of a Montreal bus for being English. Thankfully, I haven't seen that driver again since. He probably lost his job for giving people attitude like that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Locke

Not really the fault of the bus driver - but after the subway stopped running, a friend of mine puked in the back corner of the bus that replaces the subway - as soon as the driver smelt it, he immediatly stopped the bus - and ordered everybody off :P

That really has nothing to do with the bus. So your friend puked. Big whoop.

Originally Posted by a_darknation

On a more funny note, sometimes in the morning there will be this vietnamese guy who comes on and just talks to people (Anyone it seems that is close by him) in somewhat broken english (Meaning he's got a basic grasp at best) and is obnoxiously loud, but he seems harmless otherwise. I think he's just an immigrant who doesn't know US social norms. I've dubbed him "Vietnam Guy".
If you're trying to visualize him, I suppose he looks a bit like a very young Chow Yun Fat, only uglier.

Might be mentally challenged. There's an indian guy I used to run into on the bus often. Sometimes people would get so annoyed with him that they'd tell him outright to shut up. He never really knew how to take a hint, and so when he was told to shut up, he'd keep asking "Why, aren't you my friend?" for the rest of the ride. On the rare occasion that someone could get him to shut up and behave, he'd have ask if he was behaving well enough every five or ten minutes. Such a nuisance.

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Most buses in my area stop running around midnight, but some routes have special night buses. Still, I feel you pain, as I often come home after midnight and have to talk 2 or 3 miles from the closest bus terminal to my house.

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Originally Posted by Kolba

I had this fat woman ask me if I was elderly or disabled, because I was sitting in one of the front seats.

People who demand respect like that very seldom have any of their own to give.

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