"Rice Krispies" noise in boy's ear turns out to be nesting spiders

As someone who has severe arachnophobia, I would have had a panic attack x10000 and probably vomited if I learned I had spiders in my ears. That kid definitely has some humor if he's willing to keep the spider. I can just imagine him going to show & tell at school, "Hey Mrs. B! Look what the doctors found in my ear! Ain't it cool?!"

That article about the man's infected brain makes me think twice about ever trying sushi. Ugh.

My three year old cousin landed upon an ants' nest once and ended up having several hundred(maybe even thousands?) crawl all the way up his legs and into his diaper. (Well, come to think of it, maybe it was when he was two.) Needless to say, he's terrified of ants now.

Jam it back in, in the dark.