Favorite Quotes from Video Games

Most of my favourite VG quotes are in FFVIII, and most of them are uttered by Squall. In addition to the two below, I also liked his speech when the Garden was under attack, and his speech to the mayour of Fisherman Horizon.

"Cafeteria team, collect all the hot dogs and store everything in the
secret shelter. Don't leave anything for the enemy."

"(Right and wrong are not what separate us and our enemies. It's
our different standpoints, our perspectives that separate us.) (Both
sides blame one another. There's no good or bad side. Just 2 sides
holding different views.)"

Below are some others from other people. Plus, anything Laguna says is funny.

Kiros: Yeah, but you cut a pretty pitiful figure up there. I'd say
you're about a -3 on the manliness scale.

Wedge: Major Biggs! There has been a report of a monster-shaped shadow
on top of the tower. Major Biggs!

I'm not going to bother listing all of my faves, 'cause it'd just take too long.

Other games with great lines include the Monkey Island series and Sam and Max Hit The Road, such as this one:

Sam: "This is Conroy's first guitar. It says here that he practiced dilligently for two weeks, then gave up and hired a back-up band."
Max: "That story warms the cockles of my heart."
Sam: "So do car crashes."

Sam: "Look. A seventy million year old statue with no graffiti."
Max: "I thought it was missing something. Where's the crayons?"

This quote below is from the comic, but oh well!

Sam: "Let's get packed, Max. Make sure you sew tags on all your underwear."
Max: "But I don't--"
Sam: "Oh yeah. Me neither."

Jam it back in, in the dark.