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 Member 201 Level 37.85 Mar 2006 
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RAMPAGE: TOTAL DESTRUCTION
 Available for Wii,, PS3 and GCN! Sure, people say the Rampage series are horrible repetitive, BUT SO WHAT. Who doesn't like to be a giant monster, destroying skyscrapers and everything else not nailed down, eating silly pathetic humans in your wake? This new version of Rampage comes with lots of new monsters in addition to the classic 3 (Lizzie, Ralph and George), including warthogs, sharks and a jackalope, each with their own stats for jump, run and smash. Each monster has preferences for certain foods. Only one monster likes to eat cats, for instance. Buildings can now be climbed from the front, in addition to the sides, which makes destroying them even better! Of course, the humans are trying to stop you with a zillion soldiers, tanks, helis and even bombers! The dialogue from the humans are hilarious. My favourite is "You can't eat me! I'm a lawyer!" Fun fun.  CUBIVORE/ANIMAL LEADER  An oldie but goodie! A rare gem on the GCN, this is like a 3D version of EVO for the SNES, but it stars cubes! Lots of it! CUBES! You are made up of cubes. The enemies are also made up of cubes. The whole darn environment is made up of cubes! Even the blood is a square! Eat, sleep, mate! CUBES!  THE END Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
Member 201 Level 37.85 Mar 2006
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Well, the Wii game just came out (obviously), and it has the exact same title, so I just added it in. It's for PS2 and GCN as well, so it fits the requirements. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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