Uwe Boll

Dr. Uwe Boll

So what's your opinion about him and his "masterpieces"?

In my opinion, his movies are extremely bad, maybe not as bad as most Paul W.S. Anderson movies (this man is a fukken retard), but still, I would never ever buy one of his movies on DVD. I would get one if they offered me money, maybe.

I still wonder a) why he always gets the money to produce a new flick, b) why there are so many famous actors starring in his movies (see Bloodrayne)

P.S. I don't expect anyone to actually adore his stuff, but I'm interested in the "why".

Jam it back in, in the dark.

"Dinner with Uwe" haha, that's great.
Thanks for the link, dude!

Jesus, the accent!!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

What Anderson did with Alien Vs. Predator was a crime in the history of filmmaking in my opinion, buy okay, I can see your point.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I wonder how often I have to say it again: Hitler didn't come out of Germany. But well, the comparison is okay, I guess.

How ya doing, buddy?

Well, what he said is true. German government encourages German filmmakers to, well, make films, you know. They spend a couple of million dollars each year, that's what I read.

I was speaking idiomatically.