The Official Eurovision Song Contest Thread

[22:03] <Q-chan> Are you going to make a Eurovision thread? =D

Official Eurovision Homepage!!

So here's the place to discuss anything Eurovision-Song-Contest-retardedrelated.

Also, there will be a Eurovision Song Contest Party in #gfchat this year! Further info will be announced soon =^.^=

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by British Chris

God bless eurovision and the blatent tactical voting that goes on year after year.

Yeah, well, I guess we can all expect the same procedure again: All east european countries will vote for each other again; so I'm not exactly sure whether it will be interesting (more liek' no) or not. Let's see

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Only the 16 or 18 best countries from the last Eurovision are allowed to participate. Plus those four countries that pay the most money including shitty countries like Germany and the UK.

How ya doing, buddy?

Only 3 days left, I am so excited (j/k)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by el jacko

I didn't even know Belarus could enter.

Well yeah; but Iran is allowed to participate in the Football Worldcup as well. Can't blame the people for their government, I guess.

Originally Posted by el jacko

But why aren't there any good songs?

Hey, you just figured out the main idea of the contest. Good job

I was speaking idiomatically.

Well I don't think that Lordi was bad, but uhh if they win that would be a scandal or something like that (?)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

They cannot be passed anymore, congrats Lordi

I think this is pretty much an éclat, but hey, that's what makes Eurovision great.

FELIPE NO

I will turn off the TV now, what is this shit....

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well come on, it's not like Eurovision has always been that bad

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yes uhh I am surprised. I thought that Lordi was fun and all, but uhh I wonder never ever thought that people would be that ignorant. There were some very good songs like the one from Lithuania and the "there's always the same" argument is pretty weak in my opinion because there WAS quite a lot of variety this time.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The Lithuanian song should have won >=/

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

He was drunk, obv. But that guy from Poland was so fucking awesome. What a serious emo lamer who's wearing two pairs of socks in winter and then this "12 points go to... Poland" joke which was hitting everyone like a nuclear bomb.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by seanne

Isn't there a rule that says that you have to sing in English though?

No, there isn't. Maybe they changed the rules but until last year, it was allowed not to sing in English.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Bean

Jesus, you can see the reaction from the French already, if you had to sing in English.

Haha yeah, but maybe they would get more than a single-digit number of points then.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?